h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I'm SO important????????
NOT!!!

I was merely having fun with your phrasing. You said, "have a rum on me",
I replied, "thank you, but may I have a glass".

No offense, or statement of self importance was intended.
I am but a 'legend in my own mind', no where else.

*picks up bottle of rum, drinks half, stops to breath, empties bottle*

Ahhh, that's good stuff! Who needs a glass.

*sets fresh bottle on the table* (amazing the things one finds in one's towel)

Next!!

Wait a minute!
Why am I apologising? Don't you work for me?!

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!

Ummm.....you ARE the headsman, aren't you?
I suppose chopping your own head off would be a bit much to ask.
Gods, I must be drunk.
Where's that rum?

*passes the rum*

I can hold him still if that helps.

Large blurry barrel for me..

(((((((-)))))))

After various Christmas hangovers it feels like my head has already been cut off several times.

Hello everyone. Thought that I would pop in for a brew and introduce myself.Name's Tali. I'm in Canada. This looked like a good place to get in out of the cold. (takes a good large drink of frosty beverage and pulls up a chair by the fireplace. Looks around and listens to conversation waiting to come up with something interesting to say)

Hi and welcome to the bar that only starts giving out drinks when you go off on holiday. *shoots dark looks aroung the room*
Did I really inspire two weeks worth of 'subject headings'?
Will people ever start realising I am of the female persuasion?
Will I ever get a drink?

Yes, one of the problems/features of h2g2 is that you don't always know who is male, female, neuter or bovine. Unless they tell you. My round, I think. What's everyone having?

Yes, one of the problems/features of h2g2 is that you don't always know who is male, female, neuter or bovine. Unless they tell you. My round, I think. What's everyone having?

I'll have a pernod and black, or two as you asked twice!

Pernod and black? What's the black?
Sorry about the deja-deja, I pressed back on my browser and thought I hadn't sent it.

Probably blackcurrant. I'll have a nice pint of luvverly lager please.

I also notice the smileys have gone back to normal.

Stingey buggers, its not even 12th night yet.

We should have downloaded them while we still had the chance. Then we could have used them on our pages against the editors will.

Some were mine, I'll put them up sometime soon. If I get some time to myself.

So it's two Pernod-and-black (?), a pint of lager and a PGGB for me... Oi!!! Someone behind the bar!

Sorry, I'm not in during the day.

*hands over the above order*

We have padded benches in the corner for when you dicide the time is right for the PGGB.

Not in during the day? Not a problem. I think most h2g2ers have night time access, I however have school in the day. As the head of the sixth form library team I get to go in the net alot

As regards PGGBs, I think I'll need the padded room d_|

If you are drinking PGGB's I think you do. Why not settle for a of drumroll.