h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or the other witty retort. Tell him that a trained monkey IS doing his.

*Please note this is not a good idea if you actually want to keep the job.*

*looks shocked*
Menz, how could you suggest such things about his boss, I mean really...
*randomly slumps*
How about now? Now can I have my degree? Even the nurse woman agreed I was ill so that must surely mean I get to have my degree now?

And please stop allegding me to be an English Student it's most worrying...
*sniggers*
I have to have read Robinson Crusoe by tomorrow morning and I'm on page 2...I also have to have read Homer's Odyssey and Homers Illiad by Friday and I've read none of it at all

OOh and I missed my first tutorial and was late to my first lecture!!! I'm just doing SO well Ooh and amusment, student nurse asked me if I was drinking enough and I was like well I had several Bacardi Breezers yesterday and they ahve orange in them so thats vitamin C

I knew you'd get the hang of this student life sooner or later.

*grins*
Yes, I've even worked out that the best night for a night out is the night before my 9am lectures But anyway I'm off to bed with some lemsip and Halls soothers now... speak to you soon Baggy!

*grins*
Yes, I've even worked out that the best night for a night out is the night before my 9am lectures But anyway I'm off to bed with some lemsip and Halls soothers now... speak to you soon Baggy!

That took less than 2 weeks to figure it out. It took us at least a month.

and they say the education system isn't what it used to be

It isn't. It took us two whole weeks to learn what my children learn in just a fortnight

my watch says quarter to ten but children today think it says 9:45

amazing.
your logic baffles me entirely

Don't mention it

You have a watch???
Heh, I've managed to make friends with many people on my English course, none of us were watches and all of us are repeatedly late for every single lecture and then sit at the back giggling and text messaging each other...aaah the joys of uni life Don't get me wrong though I'm working very hard, why today I woke up at 11.30 and then read 2 pages of Homer

*remembers the days of getting up at 11:30*

*remembers getting up at 11:30; it was when the pub closed*

that would be getting up off your seat at the bar i presume Bagpuss?

Well it was a tad late if he was getting out of bed.

Yes, I always try to get out of bed in time to make last orders.

lol.
*takes a *

I am very fond of the british invention called Bed&Breakfast. Can't help wondering, though: Why don't they have Bed&Pub also? Much more convenient if you ask me