A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Mar 14, 2001
This is very sad...
Copyrights! Political correctness!
Egad! How to keep the initials and still be 'holesum'
Seems to me you had it way back in the thread but it got overlooked as being just too simple and 'god forbid' too tame...
The Fun and Frolic
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Mar 14, 2001
But the 'legs' seems to be growing on me too..
so how about the
The Forum and Forelegs
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Peregrin Posted Mar 14, 2001
Well I think it should be called the Forem & Firkyn, and there should be a big 
next to the sign. 
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Mar 14, 2001
Forearm and Four Legs?
please, Menza. 
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Mar 14, 2001
*ants have six legs*
The Forelegs and Fourarms
*no wait that's ..spiders*
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Mar 14, 2001
johnw, You are starting to grow legs?
I kind of like the legs myself.
You can just casually talk about the legs and people will know what you mean an stuff. Sort of incrowd thing. COUld raise seom nice misunderstandings.
Aside from that, let me re-mention the Fish and Forum idea, just to do Natalie a favour.
Menza? *looks at him with a question mark all over the forehead*
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Ormondroyd Posted Mar 14, 2001
"The Thing's Heads?"
Whatever it's called, I see the service is as fast as ever. 
(Pours self a 
)
Anyone else?
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Wumbeevil Posted Mar 14, 2001
H*w a***t "T*e F***m a*d F****n"?
A p**t of f*****g p****e M***a. T***k y*u.
*W***s*
O**s!
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sklap_flung Posted Mar 14, 2001
I've had to be renamed too *Dr Goof Lithium* bursts in uninvited*
couldn't activate my old ID so I could really do with a p*nt of Gu*nes*... sorry, 546ml of your finest house stout, to calm my nerves.
Couldn't you just sell the "Forum and ƒµ®&!ñ" to a well known chain of pubs an revert back to the original name, or maybe get some sponsership and do the same?
Having strolled roung the bbc2h2g2, it does all seem a bit "open university lecturers in corduroy and plaid to scared to say anything in case they scare the new Head" to me.
*sups p*nt"
I just want my old ID back, that's all.
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Mar 14, 2001
... but sklap_flung is soooo distinguished.
menzaaaa, can can I have another ale?
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Ormondroyd Posted Mar 14, 2001
There you go, W*******l and , er, sklap.
Cheers!
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sklap_flung Posted Mar 14, 2001
Thanks.
According to the terms and conditions, we all "Agree to waive any moral rights..". Has anyone seen Mina 
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Wumbeevil Posted Mar 14, 2001
*raises *
Cheers Ormy.
You know my small mind could actually get to quite like these asterisks. You can say anything to anyone and then make up something completely different.
Oh no you c**t
Oh yes I can!
*runs back to the nursery to tell everyone*
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Þing - KCP' - Thingite #15 Posted Mar 14, 2001
Did you fail to activate your old ID because you had forgotten your password? If so, you can hardly blame the system for you memory loss. You can blame the EffandEff, though, I suppose .
Can you pour me an 
, please, barman? And do you have any pork scratchings?
:-Þing
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Babel17 Posted Mar 14, 2001
*sips and mumbles about scratching pigs and Foot & Mouth *
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Menza Posted Mar 14, 2001
*pours lots of and and a few 
*
Cripes it was busy in here last night. Good to see you all.
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Peregrin Posted Mar 14, 2001
Foot & Mouth? Good suggestion
*topples over slowly*
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J'au-æmne Posted Mar 14, 2001
*steps over Peregrin and takes a off the bar, sipping it in calm defiance of the four people queuing for a computer who cannot see that she isn't working due to the geography of this particular computer room *
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Mar 14, 2001
*admires her doing that from across the room, even though it's five hours later now*
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Bagpuss Posted Mar 14, 2001
Perhaps if we replace the offending term with a different barrel size. "Forum and Hogshead" anyone?
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- 161: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Mar 14, 2001)
- 162: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Mar 14, 2001)
- 163: Peregrin (Mar 14, 2001)
- 164: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Mar 14, 2001)
- 165: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Mar 14, 2001)
- 166: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Mar 14, 2001)
- 167: Ormondroyd (Mar 14, 2001)
- 168: Wumbeevil (Mar 14, 2001)
- 169: sklap_flung (Mar 14, 2001)
- 170: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Mar 14, 2001)
- 171: Ormondroyd (Mar 14, 2001)
- 172: sklap_flung (Mar 14, 2001)
- 173: Wumbeevil (Mar 14, 2001)
- 174: Þing - KCP' - Thingite #15 (Mar 14, 2001)
- 175: Babel17 (Mar 14, 2001)
- 176: Menza (Mar 14, 2001)
- 177: Peregrin (Mar 14, 2001)
- 178: J'au-æmne (Mar 14, 2001)
- 179: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Mar 14, 2001)
- 180: Bagpuss (Mar 14, 2001)
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