A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle

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Post 261

Menza

Well you could always clap someone elses hand. smiley - winkeye


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Post 262

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Moderators! Quick! Alert! Corruption of a clean-living young man. smiley - winkeye

smiley - stout please, Menza.


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Post 263

BluesSlider

Do you think the Foreplay & Furckle* would be censored?

*Seeing no bartender, hops behind the bar and pours a smiley - stout for Amy and a smiley - ale of Grumpfuttocks for self.*

Cheers smiley - smiley

*Furckle, as in Furckle about a bit a.k.a. rummage.


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Post 264

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*thinks for a moment*
I'm just nipping down the Moderator's with my next post. Does anyone have any posts they want moderated while I'm there?


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Post 265

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

I've been trying to think of a reply to BS's post that doesn't require moderating.

smiley - erm

I'll be right behind you in that queue, EV.


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Post 266

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*comes back from the Moderator's and chucks piece of paper with "You've got furckle chance of getting that past them" written on it in the bin*
smiley - cross


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Post 267

dasilva

Eureka! I have it - we can call it "The Moderator's Arms" *flashes his inspiration all over, but only after the watershed* smiley - smiley


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Post 268

Wumbeevil

If that's a song title forget it, one of the smiley - clowns is removing song titles as copyright material. And after that a paraphrased song title went.

Can I have a generic lager please Menza?

You can't get away with "furckle" cos it's from a Ten Pole Tudor song. Hums the chorus

mm-mm mm mmm mmm-mm
mm-mm mm mmm mmm-mm
mm-mm mm mmm mmm-mm
mmm mmmm's MMMMMMM mmm mm mm


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Post 269

Styx the Rat

*jumps onto table* I want a ginger ale with two cherries and a moderator. Use for straw.


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Post 270

Wumbeevil

*[Copyright material removed by moderator]s onto table* I want a [Copyright material removed by moderator] with [Copyright material removed by moderator] and a moderator. Use for [Politician name removed by moderator].


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Post 271

Wumbeevil

You don't get straws with two bottom ends. smiley - winkeye


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Post 272

Styx the Rat

*nibbling and dunking cherry* Styx only need generic moderator.


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Post 273

Wumbeevil

OK, on your own head be it. One generic moderator coming right up.

*Hands Styx the bit that rejected Richard Nixon*


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Post 274

Ormondroyd

I can't quite believe that even the worst Maderator would think song titles were copyright - though if that WAS BBC policy, it'd make life interesting for their radio DJs.
Imagine the Radio 1 chart rundown: "In at number 40, a record by a group, down at 39, some bloke with a song..."


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Post 275

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

haha.

thanks for livening up an insomniac's very early morning.
Why is there no coffe smiley.
Urg. Today's sunday, isn't it?

I'll have a strong cup of coffee please menza.
:=)


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Post 276

Ormondroyd

There IS a coffee smiley! Here you are... smiley - coffeesmiley - smiley


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Post 277

Wumbeevil

They're Golgafrinchams I tells ya.

*hands over a smiley - coffee as Menza is probably stilled tucked up with his Teddy*

For a minute there you had me worried as the last posting I saw featuring coffee was removed as offensive. Couldn't live without toxic doses of caffeine circulating in my bloodstream.

...and at Number 1 we have a generic boy/girl band with their copyright infringing cover of that Golden Oldie I can't mention for copyright reasons.

Watch out, first it's songs, they'll be burning book titles next.

Can we mention the Argus? smiley - winkeye

*pours himself a smiley - coffee Is reminded that it's Sunday and makes it a smiley - coffeesmiley - coffee*

Hmm, you can't copyright names can you? What about The Farrah and Fabian?


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Post 278

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Hi Ormy.

please.

*still ROFL from Ormy's earlier post*


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Post 279

Wumbeevil

The Fanny and Fletcher?


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Post 280

Ormondroyd

Who's this Fanny Fletcher? Should I know her? smiley - winkeye
There you go, Amy: smiley - oj


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