h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I said it would appear when it was good and ready. And so it does.

It's a good list even if I do say so myself.

(And yes, I am picking on you Psycorp )


Bolton v Man City
West Ham v Fulham
Charlton v Middlesbrough
Birmingham v Leeds
Gravesend v AFC Wimbledon


Just before 3pm on Saturday is your closing time. And the best of luck to all - particularly AFC Wimbledon

Posting this now as I have a busy day tomorrow packing my desk up for a move to another site the following weejend ie while I am away.

Bolton 2 Man City 0 Kevin Davies
West Ham 1 Fulham 0 Hayden Mullins
Charlton 1 Middlesbrough 2 Yakubu
Birmingham 3 Leeds 0 Gary McSheffery
Gravesend 3 AFC Wimbledon 1 Charlie MacDonald

Bolton 2-0 Man City (Anelka)
West Ham 0-0 Fulham
Charlton 0-1 Middlesbrough (Yakubu)
Birmingham 2-1 Leeds (McSheffrey)
Gravesend 2-0 AFC Wimbledon (McDonald)

oh well... what good does it do to spend a hour and a half on FF instead of my usual 20 minutes if i just end up with the same thing as DD

Bolton v Man City 3-1 (Ivan Campo)
West Ham v Fulham 0-1 (Brian McBride)
Charlton v Middlesbrough 1-0 (Marcus Bent)
Birmingham v Leeds 3-0 (Niklas Bendtner) – IF it goes ahead.
Gravesend v AFC Wimbledon 2-0 (Charlie MacDonald)

Riot act there is only one score the same, although 4 results and three scorers shows that great minds think alike.

Bolton 2-0 Manchester City (Nicolas Anelka)
West Ham 1-0 Fulham (Luis Boa Morte)
Charlton 2-1 Middlesbrough (Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink)
Birmingham 2-0 Leeds (Gary McSheffrey)
Gravesend & Northfleet 2-1 AFC Wimbledon (Onome Sodje)

Bolton 2-1 Man City Anelka
West Ham 1-0 Fulham Boa Morte
Charlton 0-1 Middlesbrough Yakubu
Birmingham v Leeds Called off
Gravesend 0-0 AFC Wimbledon

Bottletop

I considered putting 'Birmingham P-P Leeds' and then demanding five points if the game was finally postponed. Too late now... Ah well, good news for Psycorp, I suppose - just about that only thing that could save his team from a thrashing this weekend has happened!

It also allows Orcus to avoid embarressment for picking an injured player.

Bolton 0 v 1 Man City ~ Samaras (I've got a feeling in mi water.)
West Ham 1 v 0 Fulham ~ Boa Morte
Charlton 0 v 0 Middlesbrough
Birmingham P v P Leeds ~ -3 points for Birmingham ?
Gravesend 2 v 0 AFC Wimbledon ~ MacDonald

Bolton 2-2 Man City (Anelka)
West Ham 0-2 Fulham (McBride)
Charlton 1-3 Middlesbrough (Yakubu)
Birmingham P-P Leeds
Gravesend 1-1 AFC Wimbledon (D'Sane)

Bolton 2-1 Man City (Gary Speed)
West Ham 0-0 Fulham
Charlton 0-1 Middlesbrough (Yakubu)
Birmingham P-P Leeds (Leeds to win replay 1-0 as by some strange fluke Birmingham don't turn up. Healy gets the goal in the 91st minute having hit the bar/skyed it/fallen over a record number of times)
Gravesend 3-0 AFC Wimbledon (Coleman)

Bolton 1-0 Man City (Campo)
West Ham 1-1 Fulham (Volz)
Charlton 1-3 Middlesbrough (Hughes)
Birmingham 2-0 Leeds (Jaidi)
Gravesend 3-0 AFC Wimbledon (MacDonald)


Depending upon when the rearranged Birmingham takes place, it may well be marked. Therefore all these predictions of 'P-P' are getting you nothing

I would like to record my sincere thanks to Mr. Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink, whose goal is all that has saved me from a nil score today. Didn't I used to be good at this game?

Mind you, with two draws, a postponement and a cup upset (Gravesend 0, AFC Wimbledon 1) in the results, I reckon this could be an exceptionally low-scoring week all round...

I think I've got 9 points from the four games that were played! Hopefully putting me back to the top again.

So what happens if the other game gets awarded to Leeds? Would that mean that Psycorp gets points and no-one else does?

Forgot all about it as it didnt seem to appear in my conversation list and forgot to check.

silly me.

But at least it will be fun if i beat Psycorp.

AGAIN.

Ditto Ormy's post, except for extending my thanks to Brian McBride

Not a particularly stunning title defence so far, but then I started badly last season too.

I'd like to take this opportunity to pour scorn upon Mr Barton's pathetic effort which has cost me points.

"Depending upon when the rearranged Birmingham takes place, it may well be marked. Therefore all these predictions of 'P-P' are getting you nothing"

Good job I put that sarcastic 0-1 to Leeds then isn't it. Or not, because it's not getting me any points...

As I said, it very much depends. If the game is in the next couple of weeks, then I might mark it. If the game doesn't get played until April, then you can all go get stuffed.