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Post 1

jbliqemp...

Though I haven't anything to contribute right away, I might eventually. I've always had a slight disrespect for unsolicited advice in and on packages that contain items that are pretty self-explanitory. Thanks.


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Post 2

jbliqemp...

By the way, I'm at http://www.h2g2.com/U109821smiley - smiley


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Post 3

jezebel

hi there
I'm Jezebel- I would like to sign up too.
I heard this recorded message when i called my doctor's office
"If you wish to speak to a doctor urgently or you are unconsious please call...."- Hello!?

love
Jez


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Post 4

Dazinho

I spent over eighteen months hooked on sleeping tablets. I think this is because after I'd taken them, I would lay awake for hours wondering why someone would print "WARNING: May cause drowsiness" on the packet.


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Post 5

Cupid Stunt

On the packet of a pudding

"Warning, may become hot when heated."

On a packet of fairy lights.

"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a korean kitchen knife.

"Keep out of children."


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Post 6

Icarus

Read the notice: We're closed.


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Post 7

Cupid Stunt

Why?


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Post 8

Icarus

Did you read the notice?


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Post 9

Cupid Stunt

If you notice this notice, you may notice this notice is not worth noticing.

Which notice?


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Post 10

Icarus

The one on the main ICARUS page. That says "Attention" in very large, attention-getting letters. Or alternatively, the one on my main page that also says "Attention" in large, attention-getting letters.


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Post 11

Cupid Stunt

What does it say?


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Post 12

Icarus

Read it yourself.


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Post 13

Cupid Stunt

I intend to.

(Mutters, "cor, customer satifsaction..."


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Post 14

Cupid Stunt

I read it. Why?


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Post 15

Icarus

(heavy sigh) Because I'm not doing a good job of maintaining it, and, rather than furthering the illusion that things will get done even though they won't, I have chosen simply to stop.


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Post 16

Cupid Stunt

Oh, sorry for being such a nuisance.


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