h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why? Cracks of Doom are better than the original game!

Game?

Do not take games lightly, especially video games. I may not exist if it weren't for some of them.

"Cracks of Doom" sounds like some dodgy sex education video about STDs

LOL

Hey, wait a second. Sex-education videos! Let's put false info about our organizations in school videos! You know, like The Brain did in that one episode. It might actually work!

Subliminal messages...

Teach the kids to have safe sex, and also brainwash them into welcomeing the New World Order with open arms.

LOL

A spinning world, which is then taken by some skeletal hands. Then we show the phrase "Your Friend, Global Domination"

Narrator-Jimmy and Jane are two normal school children like you.

*Scene change to two kids walking down a street, wand along a picket fence*

Jimmy-Jeepers, Jane! Wasn't school fun today?

Jane-It sure was, Jimmy! But one thing's bothering me. What is this "Global Domination" I keep hearing about?

*Scene change to that of narrator in a school office*

Narrator-Ha, ha, ha. Good question Jane. I'm here to tell you about Your Friend, Global Domination! Now, while the phrase "Global Domination" may sound scary, it's actually just a stage of life that will gaurantee a better and peaceful world for us in the future...


Granted, it needs some work, but don't all of the educational videos from that time period?

The sex education video we got was made by Disney. I couldn't understand what any of them were saying because of the poor sound quality and American accents (not that I have anything against Americal accents, you understand...)

~~A~~

Chocolate and now sex..... With these two topics, we should get most people's attention; with everyone being inclined to at least one.

Or BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'G'

NOW you make sense! FENCHURCH! We've got COMPETETION in our plans for WORLD DOMINATION!

Think we should scamble the PIDGEON AIR FORCE and send 'em to TAKE 'EM OUT?

da Baron

ptewie!<<-----------------------------

"Are there PIDGEONS in GREECE and COSTA RICA too?"

**Starts designing the sex and chocolate banners.**
Attention followers. You will spread birdseed over all the world. Soon all the pidgeons will be mine! Mwahahaha!
Nice try

~~A~~

It's spelt pigeons, actually. How can you possibly take over the world when none of you can spell?

We'll leave you wasting your time checking our spelling while we go on to conquer the world!

~~A~~

If correct spelling is the only citeria for world domination, we best start recruiting at local spelling bees.....

Failing that, the "sex and chocolate" banners aint a bad way to go. The mind boggles for possible designs.....Mmmmmm........

Sexc and chocolate BANNERS? Isn't that what people used for the junior high school election process? We've got REAL sex an' chocolate! Come, now, your petty efforts are cute, but nothing more!

Besides, we've got Duran Duran! *puts on some Duran Duran and stares at crowd threateningly*

^. .^
= ' =

And the cats could scratch anyones eyes out who doesn't like sex and/or chocolate!

~~A~~

If you don't like sex and/or chocolate then you're way too weird even for our evil, ruthless, world-dominating little group. Best we could do (assuming you get past the cats) is offer you a position with the taxation department. No one likes those guys anyway.

**Starts crying** We're not as evil as that!

~~A~~