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Post 181

Icy North

"I'm sorry, matron - he followed the grass skirts"


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Post 182

Beatrice

Neigh! This ain't no horse-pital!


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Post 183

Icy North

A new one:

"UAE stages camel beauty contest"

"Ten thousand camels will be fluttering their long eyelashes in a unique international beauty pageant being held in the United Arab Emirates..."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/world/middle_east/7325790.stm


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Post 184

Orcus

"My hump, my hump, my lovely lady hump"


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Post 185

Icy North

You should have worn the burkha, Fatima.


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Post 186

~:*-Venus-*:~

Does my hump look big in this?


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Post 187

Orcus

Village in Merseyside to consider a name change

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7338151.stm

There's got to be some potential in that story smiley - laugh


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Post 188

McKay The Disorganised

Lunt is also the name of a Roman Fort at Bagington on the outskirts of Coventry.

smiley - cider


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Post 189

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

Not sure if it makes a headline, but there should be a limerick starting:

"There was a young lady from Lunt"

In fact, perhaps the village were to provide a blackboard and chalk under the sign with that first line painted on it.


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Post 190

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

I just had to share this ....

A small Scottish fishing village, known for harvesting tench, held annual contests to see who could eat the most of the fish at one sitting.

In 1990 Graham Hicks, a local from the town of Fife, reached the final round against Sven Larssen from Norway. In a best-of-five contest, Hicks won the first three rounds, eating a total of 11 tench, beating his Scandinavian rival by two.

The local paper, The Bridge Bugle, summed up the result with the following headline: 'One to three for Fife's Hicks; Sven ate nine tench."'


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Post 191

Icy North

Time for a new one?

Enormous solar 'belches' rip the tail off a passing comet:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7348064.stm


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Post 192

Icy North


Comet - We Live Eructacles


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Post 193

Icy North

This one should get the floral puns going:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7373737.stm


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Post 194

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

Street protest marred by violets


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Post 195

The Groob

smiley - rofl

Weapons of daff destruction


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Post 196

Icy North

smiley - laugh - love those!

Police arrest gardened criminal


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Post 197

Orcus

Rise in violet crime.

Rise in petal crime.

Criminal sentenced to peony servitude.

Assaulting a police officer? Orchid you not.

Iris'd you in the name of the law.

Interflora EXTREME!


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Post 198

Icy North


Police disarm man with replica shooter


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Post 199

Orcus

It's a petunia kind of offence.


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Post 200

Orcus

What a Pansy!


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