h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

R: *Breaks off what he was saying* Don't touch that!!!

Bond innocently asks "why not?"

R: Its a new invention.

What does it do R?

*E enters, and, seeing James holding the ham and cheese sandwich, takes it from his hands and puts it back on the table, carefully making sure that the ham is still _inside_ the sandwich. R looks relieved*

James, don't you know that you should touch *anything* in here?

R: Right you two I've equipped the Aston Martin with all these whizzo bits of gadgets, rocket launcers, oil slick, and a few extras. Do be careful 007, this one has just won an episode of Robot wars and took out Sir Killalot in under 10 seconds.

JB: Raises eyebrow, (SEE Roger Moore) and plenty of room for these golf clubs R.

R: James they are not golf clubs.....

E: What are they then, you've never let me see the schematics for these...

*Even Bluebottle thought they were golfclubs SEE Goldfinger (& Colonel Sun)*

R: Each one is a self contained rocket laucher.

*JB takes out the 4 Iron and takes a swing. During the follow through a rocket flies out and destroy's the cash dispenser.

R: *hands over keys to AM* Do be careful 007.

That means he wants the car back in one piece this time James.

Cut to:

*DE reading a newspaper*

*E walks into the square. Quickly she scans the buildings, looking for something...

She spots DE reading the newspaper, walks over and gives him a _pen_ so that he can fill in the crossword...smiles, then walks over to the fountain...*

2 down, If fax can be added to. Five letters.

*...E stands patiently waiting by the fountain...*

*Joanna walks out, looking slightly worried, and heads towards the beach. The camera follows her*

*Bluebottle enters the scene, winks at a passer-by, and leaves*

*Joanna follows him off camera*

*Meanwhile, back at the fountain, E watched Joanna walk out of the Forum & Firkin...she gave DE the signal that she was following...
...walking down the path Joanna had taken she finds herself on the beach. It's empty. E goes back to the square.*

Did you see where they went?

By the way 2 down was "affix". Which means I've finished the crossword.