h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*DE is oblivious to this as he continues to watch the sunlight play upon the water*

*Bluebottle, though, makes a alculation on his lap-top, smiles at the result, and packing up, leaves the area.
Meanwhile, the bodies from the 3 dark-suited strangers disappear....*

*DE notices a flower beside the wall and climbs over to pick it up*

Don't touch that DE!!!

Why not? I'd left...
*Even though no-one had said before, there are several oak trees in the background.*

*BS appears with JB's Martini*

Your usual James....*calmly ducking behind Joanna's doughnut stall*

*DE heeds warning and inspects the flower closely*

It's just a common climbing rose. Nothing worth worrying about

*Climbs back over wall*

*no one but Bluebottle notices that Joanna has quietly left the donut stall and is making her way stealthily toward the oak trees*

*James turns and his eyes follow Joanna's progress toward the oak trees*

*Joanna feels she's been spotted. Realising its too dangerous to go to the oak trees, she starts chatting with customers, and looks inconspicuous.*

*JB removes his hand from the security of his holster*

Maybe I'm just getting to paranoid.

*His wristwatch beeps*

Hello M.

*While James talks to M, Joanna makes a break for it, so that by the time he next turns round, she's gone*

*without a trace*

M: Well James I believe some fiend is trying to cover all the world (not just England) with Oak trees we believe he may have a accomplish who is trying out some suspicious Doughnut recipes. Personally I find you an arrogant, chauvinistic, dinasaur. A bit lumpy and a bit loose at the seams, but Emily loves you. Da da, da, da da, da da.

JB: ?

I think M was telling me to report in to Q(RIP) I've got the co-ordinates here.



R: Hello 007, I'm sorry I seem to be doing some silly walk....

in the background Olli can be seen going up to a cash mashine, the mashine drags Olli in as he attempts to use it

screams are heard

a lab technition makes a note on his clipboard "Tests on new barclycard machine succesful"

R steps out from behind a pillar
R: "now pay attention 007"

*Bluebottle walks in, I don't really know why, but I think he was bored.*

*this image of Bluebottle, is, in fact, a very cleverly implemented illusion.
*R starts speaking.*

R: Now do pay attention 007. Do you realise how much money you have personally destroyed in your years here? We spend hours and hours of work designing and building, and you come along and destroy...
*Bond is bored*

*He picks up what looks like a ham and cheese sandwich*