h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Kheldar, I don't know what direction to point you because of the mists. Just go and maybe we'll drive out of it. Coely, who is the sad face in your drawing?

I hope it's not me! *Decides she'd better start smiling, just in case*

Hold on tight, everyone!

and about time we started going somewhere as well

Drive on Kheldar, but carefully I have a feeling once we get over this hill we may have a better idea of where we are........

Careful it is then .

~A bit bumpy at first, but more smoothly as he learns to operate the vehicle, Kheldar drives the hovercraft in the direction of the hill. However, just before the party reaches it, the hovercraft stops...~

Now what? What sort of fuel do we use? Do we need some more? Why am I at least full (of questions)?

*Sits firmly in her seat and hopes she's not asked to get out and push*

~calls out to the back~
Can somebody help me out here? It's all good and well that we have a hovercraft on wheels, but I don't think those wheels can help me cross the river we failed to notice.

*Sinks down in the back seat and calls to the front seat*

I'm not very good at swimming!

Isn't there supposed to be some inflatable device on a hovercraft? If so, we need to find the switch in between this whole bunch of strange things on the control panel

The raft part is still inflated so rivers shouldn't be a problem

Sheesh!

As long as the engine is running the skirt surrounding our H.C will remain inflated. Everyone should strap on their life jackets. I think it's time I drove! *Climbs into drivers seat*

has anyone seen alicat?

No but i'm sure she will turn up eventually.

Las Vegas BB and don't spare the hovers

~makes place for BB and sits in the seat next to him. Opens a beer, glad that he doesn't has to drive anymore~
I prefer a car over this thing anytime

Tally ho!

*Helps herself to a beer, lays back and puts her feet up on BB's shoulder*

Drive on my good man!

Good thing your shoes are clean then . Cheers!!

~sings~

On the road again,
Its so great to be back on the road again.
Traveling with my friends,
Its so great to be back on the road again...

(apologies to Willie Nelson)

*Starts to gargle her beer in tune to Bast's singing*

~doesn't know why, but feels like sighing~

*sigh*

*doesn't know why but feels like drinking*

*glug glug glug HIC *

Any clues as to where we are yet?

*opens throttle to full*

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!

*looks at compass and sees that the needle is spinning rapidly*

*speaks over roar of engines*

How are we supposed to find Vegas with a broken compass?

*hovercraft leaps from wave-top to wave-top*

Just go toward the sunset... thataway <====