h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Say what???

God A's bottle. I sign up for ICQ, Heldar. Tou'll have to guice he through it, Doh.

~looks worried, since alicat is acting a little strange~

Is it possible that the fog does something to people's minds? If so, we should better get out of here...

Wlel there say the best jounries are thre ones least travelled.Shall we make this our directon?

Are you sure? Are we securely tied to one another so we don't get lost? Can we bring the beer fridge? Where are we and who am I and why am I always so confused?

i think you are all having mushroom flashbacks to be honest

That means our leves are to low. More mushrooms.ll

I think i'll have mine with a beer chaser, only in the interest of making the fridge easier to carry of course

Yet another forum where I am helping you lug this refrigerator around!!

*She hoists up one end of the fridge.*

Let's go! Into the mists it is. I keep thinking of that part in the Lord of the Rings where they had to go through mists and it was full of dead people. They were the ghosts of soldiers from a long ago battle. And if you looked at them you would go mad. *Glances worriedly at Alicat.* But that was just a book. Just fiction.

Ah, so i'm not mad then........just crazy. Well i must say that is a relief

BTW were you thinking of at the edge of the forest (Tom Bombadil) or the dead marshes on the border with Mordor?

Along the border of Mordor. It was very frightening.

*The mists are getting thicker as they all walk along the path. The yellow nylon rope tying them together is dripping with moisture. All those with hair find that it is clinging to their faces and necks. Shapes are moving in the greyness, and she ignores them. Tries to think about anything else and finds herself staring at the back of Linus's head as he carries the front of the fridge before her. She wonders if he is thinking about Mordor at the moment.*

*thinking about Lord of the rings*

Hey, i was in that story......Legless, the drunken elf LOL

*Wishes he had a helmet on to protect him from any missiles*

Don't forget me! It might be easier if you could make some kind of trolley for the fridge and my tank. Anyone have a saw?

We could put everything in the raft i suppose and drag it along behind us........or get back into the raft which would be a lot easier
(and there is a rafting part in LOTR )

Excellent idea to use the raft Linus. Put some wheels on it first though, or it won't go very fast along the sand.

Wheels is it! I hope you don't mind the bumpy ride, Coely!

*Hears a strange moaning sound in the distance which echoes through the mist*

Oooer! What was that?

*looks closely at raft*

I wonder what this button does???

*presses button (of course) and raft transforms itself into a hovercraft*

Got to be happy with that

~wonders why he agreed in being last in line, cause the strange sound is coming from behind him. glances over his shoulder, but he can't see anything but mist...~

*from behind therou, comes a definate chinking sound. The group pcks up th pace, and so does the noise brhind them. It seems to be gaining on thr worried travellers sssssssssssss8 Suddenly, a shrill voise cuts through the darkness...Hey guys, it''s alicat. I saved all the champagne. What trip should be without several Cheers. Everyone one's all right, and we have a new challenge.

Alicat, you are sounding as though you just came from the dentist's office. Are you all right?

*Scoots gratefully up on the hovercraft after helping lift Coely and the bar fridge up and lashing them down. Still ignoring the spooky somethings out in the mists.*

Too bad we don't have invisiblity cloaks like Frodo had.