h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am sorry for your dress alicat. Why don't you go to the laundry and have it cleaned. I am told that the service is quite good.

But then I might miss something. I kind of like the pink.

I prefer red, and I think it will suit you well.
Proposal: we go to the shop and you buy a beautiful dress. Don't worry it's a gift.
The shop of this hotel has a very good reputation you know.

I'm in, Don. Somehow, that seems appropriate. A drink first?

A whisky would be fine, thank you.

Good choice. I'll have one also.

Do you smoke alicat. ~offers a cigarette~.
If you don't do you mind if I take one.

I don't mind at all. I'll try one, too.

It was my pleasure to send the sun Alicat.The pink becomes you but i think that white was a shade nicer although red could indeed be worth a try.Are you a cricket fan as well DD?did you hear about Sa's captain Hansie?....the best captain that money can buy...lol.Sorry again about your dismal weather Cloughie,i understand that those poor souls in London are also getting a rough deal at the moment.Just to let you know that this time i have a word with god for you and asked him very nicely to sort you all out with a bit of the blue stuff and more warmth.Also,here try this...slides a bottle of Mampoer down the bar...that will warm the cockles of your heart(and put a few hairs on your chest Alicat)...my bill please barman...cheers and good health

*Alicat snaps her fingers and her dress magically turns back to white.* I liked it better this colour, too. Mampoer? I've never heard of it, but hair on my chest is worth a try. Thanks.

Well it was certainly a quiet night in here last night,everyone recovering from the weekend i suppose...or was it the mampoer i wonder,it does tend to knock people out sometimes.How's the chest Alicat....lol....the dress looks lovely i must say and so do you,here,i have you brought you some russian caviar and salmon for breakfast this morning.Try another shot of the mampoer as well it will do wonders for your day.On my account again please barman....anyone else while i am at the bar?
Bottoms up
Noname

LOL. I haven't noticed any change yet, Noname. Would you like a nip from God's personal bottle? It makes your ears smoke.

How on earth did you come by that Alicat i wonder,but i think i would like to try that very much,will you be joining me?

*stumbles in with a big smile on his face*

I sure could use a drink.

You got your easter eggs then Cloughie...?

God gave me this bottle. I swear.

Greetings, all and sundry! What are you all doing in the bar when you could be in the casino and winning money?

Hi Doc. The real question is, where the hell is the bus right now? Doc, I have God's bottle here. How about a little drinkie? Just between us hippies.

I'm just hoping that everything is ok. I've smoked enough pot to kill a horse today, and drank enogh beer to float one!

I of course believe you Alicat,you really don't have to swear.I am sorry to tell you Alicat but i think that we all missed the bus long ago.
Greetings Doc,i'm still busy spending my last winnings...producing a large bottle of jagermeister to share with everyone and an even bigger chillum for cloughie.....just to make sure we all have a good easter.
Love
Noname