h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Linus, where did you come back from? If you don't mind my asking.

*Wakes up and wonders why there are so many antipodeans around.
Drinks another beer. Goes back to sleep, dreaming of Warbirds*

Before I go look it up, what are antipodeans?

If you're British, Australians and Kiwis.
If you're Aussie or Kiwi, Brits.


*Tasteless joke. DO NOT READ IF AUSTRALIAN. Heard about the Kiwi who emigrated to Australia and raised the average IQ of both countries? ROFLOL!!!!!!!! *

I have

Yawn, heard it before...........

Actually i was in Auckland for a month for work and had a great time

If you're going to start telling jokes how about your rugby and cricket teams then.........

Dr. John, I am laughing so f***ing hard, that I can barely spit this out! I need a cigarette!!!

*has to go out for a smoke, (no tobacco smoking in MY house ((I mean my girlfriend's and MY house!))*

Gor! not again! Mayhaps you should take this conversation over to Wowbagger's or Loonytunes' pages.

I agree, give that man a beer and make him realize what's REALLY important!

*Gives that man a beer

He started it LOL

Alright, back to the task at hand:

Now for the serious drinking.....mind you i could do with some music

*Enters the lounge bar, and sees very few people awake, so leaves a note written on the blackboard*

"The bus is waiting outside for the excursion around the Falls. It's an old London bus with the number http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=47074.
Dress warmly and take plenty of food!

I'm trying to get the guys at the Cheshire Grin Inn to get jammin', but they seem preoccupied. I'll be playing over there shortly if the others are around.

Walks into the bar stepping over several inert bodies,stale tobacco and beer invading the nostrils.Looks like one hell of a night,chuckles at the thought of the hangovers approaching these faces.opens the windows,cranks up the coffee machine and lines up a couple of dozen shots of underberg along the bar.Good deed done for the day.

You are a Saviour, kind sir.

Hi Cloughie! Its (still) snowing in Wisconsin. 'Boat Drinks' by Jimmy Buffett is our theme song this time of year! And you may borrow my second best towel, as I lost my first best to Coelacanth in a bet.

I'm going to check out the Falls.

*Jumps off barstool and dons an oversized rain slicker and hat.*

omigod, I have come full circle. *paraphrases*

'What light on yonder window breaks? It is the East, and I'd better get some SLEEP'

Although great fun and often fine people Antipodeans are all convicts.

That is very close to a racist remark! But if it's true, I suppose you'll get away with it. Not to be an instigator or anything!

Absolutely no real offence meant...i can assure you many of them have called me worse(in jest of course)