h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

wow
this party sures rocks
a long way in 24 hrs

I say my good man
(hic)
could you pleezh passs me that
top
hat


(hic)

MY hat.
And my suit.

NM did you find your tablets?

Might I be so bold as to ask ...To whoch tablets do you refer?

NM

Always did like a cuban heel

thanksh Imelda




(hic)

The tablets that you really shouldn't be mixing with that drink NM
The ones dr daddy gave you for your syndrome

Oh My Goodnessssssssssssszzzzzzzzz colapses on floor. Whaht have ya done. - Gets up and Rushes out the door in shock - aMonsia sets in - can't remember a thing _ am I on my hols, did I leave The Monz in charge. I'm out of here - I must be dreaming (stars floating round the head in an anticlockwise circle.) I am dreaming - I'm gone - rushes out the door muttering - can't be true. (door slams - silence resumes).
Is_veggy_Annoyed - tune in later and find out about the revenge of the Monz

Uh oh.

*looks around desperately for a place to hide*, ermmmmm......uhhhhhhhh
.......ermmmmmmmmm.........i'm sooooooooo sooooorrrrryyyyyy........iii
didn't mean to really!!!.....i tried my best but you know how it is don't you vegiman.....i mean they were having such a good time and well i.....ermmmmmmmmm..........i'm in big trouble aren't it?? somebody helppppp meeee!!
monsy

*rushes to monsy's defence*
Come on now Vegimn.... I'm sure it wasn't her fault/she didn't mean it (delete as applicable, sorry, i havn't been paying attention..... ).

I 'll stand up for you too Monsy
It was one great party - we'll all help tidy up.
Where's NM - 'NM come and be useful'

*fills with joy at the sight of all those coming to her defense*,
"thank-you, thank-you,thank-you!!!!.....i am so glad to see you here defending me in my time of need , see Vegiman, i did not mean to do a bad thing, i was only trying to ensure everyone enjoyed themselves".....
*starts to feverishly work to clean up the unsightly mess*
monsy

You can count on us to help you out any time monsy! our loyalty is unquestionanananable....
Hi Vegiman, long time no speak.

for the undying loyalties of my friends i am going to show my appreciation by supplying you with a neverending supply of spiked chocolates, fruits and various other spiked items.......now, where is that music......WE NEED MUSIC!!, how can i be expected to get this place back in some sort of order without cleaning music!!??!!
monsy

Nose pressed up against the window - Dare I look (first one eye then the other) I see Monsy Dancing around the lampshade with a feather duster in her hand - Saffire bing held up by MadMunk with a dustpan and brush in hers. WOOW the palce is almost tidy. Ok I still got a few more days off. I'll leave you this case of Beer and Spiked chocibickies. (Now Monsy wipe that tear from your eye) Just enjoy but Pleeeese keep the mess down a bit. By for now Catch later.

MadMunk keep an eye on this lot.
vegiman

......but you haven't commented on the wonderful indoor pool that NM has constructed!...hey Monsy.......where did you put the black dustbin bags??....I have an awful lot of rubbish to throw away here.......I'm sure that Veggie doesn't need all these evening gowns!
shazz

*Puts Saffire down....* How'dyou get up THERE?
Anyway vegiman, why ME keep and eye on them? As if i've got ANY control over them whatsoever....

Just do your best and watch Shazzzzzzzz she can't handle the choci fishies (well not Monsy's choci fishies anyway). Once she goes to sleep, nothing can wake her. - - - Shazzzzz take that plastic sack off your head, it's dangerous. - see what I mean.

I am off out again now - (moves to the door) Keep the noise down, I don't want the neighbours calling the police again. (goes out the door)

Sees Ya later vegi

*looks around at the job well done with a twinkle in her eye*.....
well, MadMunk....you are afterall our FEARLESS leader now aren't you??
HEY EVERYONE!!!, the place is spic and span!!!, shall we celebrate all of our hard work with a bit of a party??!!
monsy

...thats quite true!!MM only has influence in the Enclave....he has a job controlling us once we are out and about!!!

party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
monsy you are a super cleanerupper...
vegi i think you mistook an evening gown for me - i have not been here in ages...!

*looks around*
*puts on some funk music to get a little party started...*

ill just chill here til the rest of the gang gets back...
-saffire