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*Does as Twig suggests*

Twig, can we hack into their computer and turn off the sensors? I feel like a fool walking like this...

this is nothing *walks that way* try dressing up in orc clothes

*looks at Mr X with a confused look*


I'm not a robot... I'm a cyborg...

it's a figure of speech Cpt. Nuge ...

It sounded a tad derogatory and xenophobic. *Looks away* There was none of that in the collective...

Enough, Commander.
*Footsteps*
Quiet. Something's coming.

<oo. as I think the coradore or whatever is dark*goes almost close enough to touch the wall in a way that makes him seem to dissapere*

huh? Is that a holowall?

*wisper*shhh Assasin trick

[[I've tried to hack into the mainframe but they're using WINDOWS. *Taps button* Done.]]

*whispers* Windows... The Borg once encountered a species who used Windows 95 as their primary computer mainframe software... It set them back 50 years...

[[95? Man, I didn't realise how bad these guys really were. They're all on Windows 1.0]]

we're on a Borg ship now???

*listens as a guard who's had a little to much pasta walk by*

A strange effect... Twig, does pasta normally intoxicate your people like that?

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I suppose it would depend on the species... These guys look like species 2474... but there's something odd... out of place...

well what now twig?

[[This species isn't clasdified with your databases... yes, pasta seems to have the same effect as Alcohol.]]

Sorry Nuge. I'm trying to play Exarion's character, and as he's a Romulan with an attitude problem.....

so are the traps dissabled yet Twig? sorry if I managed to miss where you said you had opened then deleted the files on the ships traps

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My sensors are detecting numerous sensor relays and antimatter bombs further along this corridor... I cannot detect if they are active or not.