h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was delicious too.

so how can we surender the pastacouldn't you have said that befor and everything is still frozen in time

I would've but I was OFFLINE. IT's sorta hard to post whilst offline.

you coulden't before you got offline? and I'm not trying to be rude just curios hmm guess my staff mistook that language for another

So what are we all doing frozen then?

yah *stares at Twiggy*

Don't ask me, I was offline.

The posts were posted AFTER I signed off. How am I supposed to have been able to control that? I may be a h2g2 God but I'm not a God in real life.

I should of added to just say that they thought we we're refusing to hand over the pasta or sumthin like that

Don't look at me, I'm just trying to restore some sense of continuity to this.

Maye we should implement a handy Space-Time Warp, code Name: Deus Ex Machina?

???

What does that mean anyway? I've seen it all over the place suddenly.

yah

It's a greek term, meaning 'spirit from the machine'. Basically, it's a plot device that comes in at the last minute and saves the day.

but what is it supposed to do?

opps sorry forgot the pretend I put them up there

sir they must think that we are trying to be greedy with the pasta

Sorry about this, guys and gals. I've been getting sidetracked

Right, let's get this show on the road. *Goes to a locker and gets out phaser rifles, then hands them out.* Twig, get those transporters online. I know it's not gonna be easy, nut no-one kills one of MY crew. Ready to exact some revenge? Oh, and Twig, even though you can't fight, we'll need you as a guide.

Oh, and keep your eyes open for a Ferengi runabout. we're expecting a new crew member.

yes sir!

*Tap tap tap*

All done. I've scanned the ships using my inbuilt scanners and have a layout. If all goes wrong I'll abandon the light bee and take control of this ship, and try and get you out of there.

Let's go.