h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, fun, isn't it?

*picks up the bowl of milk, and flushes it down the toilet*

You won't be drinking that old milk, huh? I'll make you some new.

*rattles off into the kitchen*

*wrinkles pussy-nose*

*delicately pushes chicklet to one side and prepares to pounce on Lisa*

*rattles out of the kitchen again, carrying fresh milk and freshly cooked fish filet*

Lisaaaa, Jiiiinx.... fishies?

*pounces on Lisa and chews her ear absentmindedly. Then smells fish and wanders over to view the situation*

Hey Jinx... I don't like you hurting Lisa, you know. Won't make you all that popular either.

*puts down the food and drink*

here, have a go at it.

*hisses*

*prepares to pounce on Jinx*

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...



*leg itches.*

*itches leg.*

*forgets what what previously happening, drinks milk. Purrs happily.*

*watches Lisa's tail swing back and forth.......

.....back and forth.......



.....back and forth........



.....back and forth........



.....back and forth........



*falls asleep happily*

J'aime du lait



*miaow*

*purrs contentedly*

*rolls over and thrshes her legs around, staying asleep*

*rolls on back, slightly bored.*

Ah, that's more like it...
Hmm, the fish doesn't seem to appeal to either of you, but you've cleaned out the milk completely... Wait, I'll get more.

*softly pets Lisa and sleeping Jinx, then scurries into the kitchen once again*

*wakes up suddenly, sits up and stares at Lisa with what would be a cat like stare if my stare wasn't weird enough already*

*hope*

*stares back*

(That was hopeless, this cat has no expression. You could try pestering me and see if I scratch you.)

*gets bored, wanders around room, swaying from side to side. *

*collapses*
*sleep*

*returns from the kitchen with more milk*

*puts milk down, picks up Jinx*

Hi little devil of mine

*wakes up*

*wanders around*

*finds hole in wall*

*finds the mouse!!*

*chases mouse*

*catches it*

*carries mouse to Jinx & Skeleton*

*drops mouse*

*miaow.*

great work, Lisa, thank you... but don't you want it yourself?

*picks up lisa as well, walks over to chair, sits down, both cats on lap*

*gently strokes Lisa and Jinx*

What shall I do with the mouse now, huh?

You expect a cat to answer that? LOL

*miaow, maiow-miaow-miaow, miaow, miaow-miaow.*

So, you wanna play, huh?

*puts Lisa and Jinx back on the floor, then gets up, strolls over to the dead mouse, eats it whole, then releases some more mice*

I'm *really* glad they breed like rabbits... the two of you know your way around with them

*miaow*

*tail go: swish-swash swish-swash swish-swash swish-swash*

J'aime _le_ lait.