h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

miaow.

Ah, one of them just came alive again!

*sorrowful miaowing, it is hungry.*

Ah, yeah, some fresh meat would do you good, right? Ok, it's yours...

*purrs gratefully and tucks into the fresh meat.*

(look someone help the poor girl, she's become a sweet little pussycat. which can't talk.. maybe this is a good thing after all!!!)

Ghehehe, would the little one also like some cat-milk? Guess so, they all do

*serves Lisa some milk*

Here you go, sweety!

So where do you keep the rest of those dead cats, you two-week question evader, you?

Question evader? Ha! If you think *I* am evading here, you haven't really looked around yet

Well, I guess they're just roaming the Guide, waiting for the right time to pop up, just like Lisa did
You didn't think I'd keep my pets imprisoned, did you?

Yes, I've seen other evading going on, but that doesn't make yours any less egregious . And do you mean to say that you don't know exactly where they are? If so, then how do you keep their bones polished?

What I say is that I do not always know where they are exactly. I polish them when they show up, but never longer than they allow me to After all, they're my *pets*, not my slaves or prisoners

So they show up every day, then?

Some of them, of they want to

Just making sure you don't contradict your earlier statement that you clean them every day...

Sure you are... and you're right too Don't just take any skeleton on its word, huh?

Nevvah!

but ehr, hey, where did kitty go? Went off to purr itself to sleep in some hide-away corner, probably...

*is happily playing with a ball of wool in the corner*

(How sweet (!))

I've got a real live mouse here for the sweet pussycat.

*miaow?*

Ah, that's number two coming alive... Great!

Want some fresh meat and cat-milk, Jinx?

*serves Jinx some meat and a bowl of milk*

Here you are, dig in!