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Can't I get killed instead?
Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 21, 1999
All right, you asked for it:
*SMITE*
Can't I get killed instead?
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 21, 1999
*bones rattle, skeleton collapses into a messy heap, then vanishes into thin air*
Can't I get killed instead?
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 21, 1999
*hiss*
*hisssss!*
HISSSS!
SSSSSSSSSS!!!
Can't I get killed instead?
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 21, 1999
*a messy heap of bones appears out of thin air, bones rise, form a skeleton, bones rattle in greeting*
*lower jaw moves up and down...*
Hi Lisa, don't be scared or cross... You didn't think Lupa could *really* hurt me, did you? Here, have a mouse.
*a mouse is released, bones rattle in greeting, skeleton collapses and disappears*
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 21, 1999
*stares at area in space where skeleton had been*
*raow*
*picks up mouse in mouth and carries it over to where Jinx is*
*drops mouse*
*cleans paws*
Can't I get killed instead?
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 21, 1999
*bones appear and form a skeleton*
Hey Lisa, what's wrong? Not hungry? Or just not interested in mice at the moment?
*strokes Lisa's head and back*
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 21, 1999
*picks up Lisa and sits down*
Hi Jinx, been dreaming of mice?
*continues stroking and hugging Lisa*
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Jo (Dead) Posted Nov 21, 1999
*puts head on one side and stares*
*maow?*
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 21, 1999
Prrrrrr? Jinx hungry? I still see a bowl of fresh meat, and some milk, and Lisa didn't care much for that mouse.
(What does one call a baby chicken?)
Can't I get killed instead?
Jo (Dead) Posted Nov 21, 1999
Well a chicklet would be my expression....
*maow* 
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 21, 1999
(Thnx)
Would my little ladies care for some chicklets?
Can't I get killed instead?
Jo (Dead) Posted Nov 21, 1999
*eyes widen and mouth grins with eagerness that only a cat can posess*
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 21, 1999
*puts Lisa back on the floor, strolls into the kitchen*
*fridge opens, then closes again*
*comes back and holds out two chicklets*
come and get it!
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Jo (Dead) Posted Nov 21, 1999
*powerful hind legs launch pussy off the floor and towards the chicklets, grabs one in her mouth and settles down to eat it*
Can't I get killed instead?
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 21, 1999
*drops second chicklet just in front of Lisa, then sits down and starts polishing another cat-skeleton*
Can't I get killed instead?
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 21, 1999
*miaows gratefully then attacks chicklet savagely*
*oh dear...*
*chokes on bone!*
Can't I get killed instead?
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 21, 1999
Oh dear... she's recycling. Another life down the drain... 
I gotta stop that!
*Picks Lisa up, and squeezes her chest, in an effort to drive the bone out*
Can't I get killed instead?
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 22, 1999
These postings are getting sicker and sicker. 
*cat-cough*
*bone lands in front of lisa in puddle of... milk.*
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- 81: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Nov 21, 1999)
- 82: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 83: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Nov 21, 1999)
- 84: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 85: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Nov 21, 1999)
- 86: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 87: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Nov 21, 1999)
- 88: Jo (Dead) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 89: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 90: Jo (Dead) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 91: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 92: Jo (Dead) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 93: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 94: Jo (Dead) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 95: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 96: Jo (Dead) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 97: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 98: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Nov 21, 1999)
- 99: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 21, 1999)
- 100: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Nov 22, 1999)
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