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Can't I get killed instead?
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Started conversation Oct 25, 1999
I don't want to know that I don't know what nobody doesn't know about something that is unknown to nobody, because everybody pretends to not know about nothing, on account of it supposedly being a secret and therefor unknown.
Can't I get killed instead???
Can't I get killed instead?
Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Oct 25, 1999
But do you really want to get killed without anybody knowing?
Can't I get killed instead?
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Oct 25, 1999
I don't know... would it make any difference?
As far as I know, they either don't care, or don't admit that they know, because they pretend it to be a secret anyway
Can't I get killed instead?
Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Oct 25, 1999
Probably they don't admit that they know. But then perhaps that's just me...I guess I'd rather be paranoid than think that nobody cares. 
Can't I get killed instead?
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Oct 25, 1999
And what do you prefer if it's paranoid to think that nobody cares?
Can't I get killed instead?
Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Oct 26, 1999
Ummm...ahhhh...I'll get back to you on that....
Can't I get killed instead?
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Oct 26, 1999
Tough one, huh?
Can't I get killed instead?
Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Oct 26, 1999
No, of course not...it's just that I have to, um, feed my cat....
Can't I get killed instead?
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Oct 26, 1999
Sure.. And you only needed 11 hours to give that answer, because the cat refuse to be fed, right?
Can't I get killed instead?
Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Oct 27, 1999
Hey, it's _hard_ to feed a dead cat. Have _you_ ever tried it?
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Oct 27, 1999
Nope, never tried... my dead cats all eat as if they were starving.
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Oct 27, 1999
Well, no wonder they're dead then. You ought to take better care of them.
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Oct 27, 1999
I *do* take good care of them... I clean their bones every day!
Can't I get killed instead?
Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Oct 27, 1999
What do you clean them with, might I ask? Probably an inferior brand of bone polish....
Can't I get killed instead?
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Oct 27, 1999
I don't use any chemicals. Just a soft dry cloth.
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Oct 30, 1999
A purist, eh? Well, you probably don't clean them often enough, then.
Can't I get killed instead?
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Oct 30, 1999
As I said... every day!
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 1, 1999
D'oh. Ummm...is the cloth properly sanctified?
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 1, 1999
When alive, these animals loved to pee on it. Is that good enough?
Can't I get killed instead?
Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 1, 1999
Yes, I suppose so. But--aha!--where do you keep them?
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- 1: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Oct 25, 1999)
- 2: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Oct 25, 1999)
- 3: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Oct 25, 1999)
- 4: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Oct 25, 1999)
- 5: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Oct 25, 1999)
- 6: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Oct 26, 1999)
- 7: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Oct 26, 1999)
- 8: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Oct 26, 1999)
- 9: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Oct 26, 1999)
- 10: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Oct 27, 1999)
- 11: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Oct 27, 1999)
- 12: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Oct 27, 1999)
- 13: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Oct 27, 1999)
- 14: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Oct 27, 1999)
- 15: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Oct 27, 1999)
- 16: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Oct 30, 1999)
- 17: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Oct 30, 1999)
- 18: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Nov 1, 1999)
- 19: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 1, 1999)
- 20: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Nov 1, 1999)
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