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Can't I get killed instead?

Post 41

Jo (Dead)

*stares up at Festival with large orb-like eyes and then preceeds to eat food with gusto*


Can't I get killed instead?

Post 42

The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314)

*wanders what "gusto" would be*

Good thing I *breed* mice. You'll like some too smiley - smiley


Can't I get killed instead?

Post 43

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Ugh...those two v's came out looking like a w.


Can't I get killed instead?

Post 44

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Already they've decided on a title? Yikes. Well, congrats!

(yay, I now have friends in high places)


Can't I get killed instead?

Post 45

The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314)

Yeah, I noticed... Now that remark suddenly started making sense smiley - smiley


Can't I get killed instead?

Post 46

The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314)

Yups, you can read all about it at http://www.h2g2.com/A210664smiley - winkeye

I'm proud that the populace preferred "Towel Bearers" (at least it got more votes than any other choice), and the staff decided to go for "ACEs", which I liked more anyway, because it's short and easy to explain. Both were my suggestions, after all smiley - smiley


Can't I get killed instead?

Post 47

Jo (Dead)

*washes paws*
smiley - smiley


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Post 48

The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314)

*releases two mice*

okay, kitties... something to play with smiley - smiley


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Post 49

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

*chases mouse into a small hole in the floorboards*

*follows mouse into small hole in floorboard*

*STUCK!!!!*

MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW!!!!!!!!!!

MIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

smiley - sadface


smiley - winkeye


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Post 50

Jo (Dead)

*pins mouse down by tail and watches it struggle for a little before letting it go*


Can't I get killed instead?

Post 51

The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314)

Oh, shucks...!

*gets a claw-hammer and pries the board loose to release a sore cats-paw. Then nails the board down correctly, leaving no holes for mice to escape through*

Ah, poor dear... maybe I should get you a *dead* mouse to play with, huh? smiley - smiley


Can't I get killed instead?

Post 52

The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314)

hmm, not very hungry right now, are we? Have fun with it smiley - smiley


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Post 53

Jo (Dead)

*chases mouse around room, pins it down and commences to wash its little body*


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Post 54

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Good grief, it's like a one-man conspiracy. Well, I'm glad they picked ACEs 'cause that's what I voted for.

On a different subject, why the name change? I thought you were exremely enamored of your previous handle.


Can't I get killed instead?

Post 55

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

And perhaps you should start calling her Lennie while you're at it....smiley - winkeye


Can't I get killed instead?

Post 56

The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314)

I must be a thick-head for not seeing what that implies smiley - smiley


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Post 57

The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314)

*starts polishing bones of self and a dead cat*


Can't I get killed instead?

Post 58

Jo (Dead)

You're a skellington.

I mean..

*miaow*


Can't I get killed instead?

Post 59

The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314)

No Jinx, you can't play with my bones. I *need* them smiley - smiley


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Post 60

Jo (Dead)

*frowns*

Miaow.
smiley - smiley


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