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To get any or not to get any? THAT is the question.

Post 141

Vestboy

Do you think she'll fit with all of the ferrets already there? They might get jealous or territorial or something.


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Post 142

Lochangel

I don't actually have a problem with that - what about you boys?


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Post 143

Vestboy

Was that addressed to the ferrets?


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Post 144

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Personally, I think Gail might enjoy it. (NB: This is pure speculation, and I have no evidence to back this up.)


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Post 145

Lochangel

It was aimed at you but if the ferrets want to comment that is fine by me.


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Post 146

Vestboy

I have a confession to make. I didn't know who Gail Porter was so I have had to look her up on Yahoo. She doesn't look like a person who likes ferrets very much - but I could be mistaken.

You're not leading me into an embarassing situation are you Lochangel?


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Post 147

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

You didn't know who Gail Porter was? Sir, let me shake you by the hand!


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Post 148

Lochangel

My god a bloke who doesn't know who Gail Porter is. Vestboy - I might just have to marry you! smiley - smiley


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Post 149

Vestboy

Do you like ferrets?


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Post 150

Lochangel

Love em! I want one as a pet but my landlady won't let me have one smiley - smiley


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Post 151

Vestboy

You'd probably want me to wash my vest and thus lose all my power of scratch and sniffology* (c) (tm) pat. pending.












*(You may need to refer to other forums to fully understand this).


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Post 152

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Ooh, a potential wedding! Can I be a bridesmaid?


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Post 153

Lochangel

Yes EV but if he turns up and smells really bad I will have to marry you instead! If you can handle this you better start growing a beard!


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Post 154

Vestboy

Have you got a vest?


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Post 155

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Thank you - I shall start growing the beard! I'm sure I can acquire a vest from somewhere...


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Post 156

Vestboy

I'm glad you can lay hands on a vest EV but I want to know if Lochangel has one.

And there would need to be a prenuptial agreement concerning ferrets and vest stains and furry underwear with bitten and ripped gussets.

And I want to know who would play me in the movie they would make about it.


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Post 157

Lochangel

call me a traditionalist but if it all goes wrong - you can keep the stains and the furry things - I will take the money and diamonds!


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Post 158

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Richard Whiteley?


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Post 159

Vestboy

L. You would have had to bring the money and diamonds so that's OK.
EV. Richard Whiteley's that handsome rogue on the television isn't he. He's a bit debonair for me. I think you'd need a cross between Mel Smith and Robbie Coltrane.


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Post 160

Lochangel

Right well if there are no money and diamonds I am afraid it is all off. I believe it is customary in cases such as these for the groom to marry the bridesmaid!


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