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To get any or not to get any? THAT is the question.
Vestboy Posted Sep 6, 1999
Do you think she'll fit with all of the ferrets already there? They might get jealous or territorial or something.
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Lochangel Posted Sep 6, 1999
I don't actually have a problem with that - what about you boys?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 6, 1999
Personally, I think Gail might enjoy it. (NB: This is pure speculation, and I have no evidence to back this up.)
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Lochangel Posted Sep 6, 1999
It was aimed at you but if the ferrets want to comment that is fine by me.
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Vestboy Posted Sep 6, 1999
I have a confession to make. I didn't know who Gail Porter was so I have had to look her up on Yahoo. She doesn't look like a person who likes ferrets very much - but I could be mistaken.
You're not leading me into an embarassing situation are you Lochangel?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 6, 1999
You didn't know who Gail Porter was? Sir, let me shake you by the hand!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 6, 1999
You'd probably want me to wash my vest and thus lose all my power of scratch and sniffology* (c) (tm) pat. pending.
*(You may need to refer to other forums to fully understand this).
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 6, 1999
Ooh, a potential wedding! Can I be a bridesmaid?
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Lochangel Posted Sep 6, 1999
Yes EV but if he turns up and smells really bad I will have to marry you instead! If you can handle this you better start growing a beard!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 6, 1999
Thank you - I shall start growing the beard! I'm sure I can acquire a vest from somewhere...
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Vestboy Posted Sep 6, 1999
I'm glad you can lay hands on a vest EV but I want to know if Lochangel has one.
And there would need to be a prenuptial agreement concerning ferrets and vest stains and furry underwear with bitten and ripped gussets.
And I want to know who would play me in the movie they would make about it.
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Lochangel Posted Sep 6, 1999
call me a traditionalist but if it all goes wrong - you can keep the stains and the furry things - I will take the money and diamonds!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 6, 1999
Richard Whiteley?
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Vestboy Posted Sep 6, 1999
L. You would have had to bring the money and diamonds so that's OK.
EV. Richard Whiteley's that handsome rogue on the television isn't he. He's a bit debonair for me. I think you'd need a cross between Mel Smith and Robbie Coltrane.
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Lochangel Posted Sep 6, 1999
Right well if there are no money and diamonds I am afraid it is all off. I believe it is customary in cases such as these for the groom to marry the bridesmaid!
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