A Conversation for How To View An Eclipse

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Post 121

Lochangel

I am not going any where!


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Post 122

Vestboy

One glass of ferret milk coming up then.


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Post 123

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Yeah, but the people generally aren't quite as attractive. Which does make you wonder how they end up shagging so many people.


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Post 124

Lochangel

I take it you are refering to EV's conversation about Deidre rather then the ferrets!


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Post 125

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I dunno - let's not jump to conclusions! smiley - smiley


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Post 126

Vestboy

Let me get this straight right now.There is only celibacy going on inside my underwear!


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Post 127

Lochangel

Now I am really really confused - is it you or the ferrets that are celibate. I only ask cos I have heard that one female ferret can produce hundreds of babies per year which must mean you are very celibate indeed! smiley - smileysmiley - smiley


To get any or not to get any? THAT is the question.

Post 128

Vestboy

While the underwear is ON everything is celibate. Though I have to admit the razor sharp claws and pointy needle teeth play havoc with the gusset.


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Post 129

Lochangel

yes I shouldl imagine that they do - still fur lined knickers must be a bonus. Hey - what a fab idea for a new range of lingerie .... smiley - winkeye


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Post 130

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Would that be with or without the razor sharp claws and pointy needle teeth?


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Post 131

Lochangel

They would be an optional extra of course for those that indulge in that sort of thing. Now who should we get to model them?


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Post 132

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Hmmmmmmm, I wonder?


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Post 133

Vestboy

You aren't looking at me are you? It's much more down Madonna's catwalk!


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Post 134

Lochangel

Naomi Campbell - I have heard that she is a bit like a rat up a drain pipe so she should be perfect!


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Post 135

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

What about Gail Porter? It would be a great attention grabber, because she's so rarely seen with so many clothes on.


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Post 136

Lochangel

You don't think that she might find the change of image too radical?


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Post 137

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Possibly, but think of the headlines - "Gail Gets Them On!" smiley - smiley


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Post 138

Lochangel

Vestboy are you sure that you won't do it with Gail? smiley - smiley


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Post 139

Vestboy

Do what?


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Post 140

Lochangel

that is exactly my point! Sorry would you be prepared to model the new range of fur lined underwear with Gail Porter?


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