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very full of herself
Vestboy Posted Sep 9, 1999
You are such a lovely person. I will try and get a cheap quote in the next week or so.
very full of herself
Lochangel Posted Sep 9, 1999
Don't you think the ferrets should get a mention though?
I like the idea of glowing urine
Mr Carnitine Posted Sep 9, 1999
Although not Lochangel's it does have merit. Maybe feeding the beer to puppies to avoid stepping puddles in the mornings?
I like the idea of glowing urine
Lochangel Posted Sep 9, 1999
Ladies and Gentlemen may I introduce the man himself - Wellies, the inventor of glowing beer. *cues standing ovation*
I like the idea of glowing urine
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 9, 1999
*applauds* Sir, let me shake you by the hand.
I like the idea of glowing urine
Lochangel Posted Sep 9, 1999
EV - you might want to get him to wash it first!
I like the idea of glowing urine
Vestboy Posted Sep 9, 1999
I have taken the liberty of booking space at another venue to reduce download time. Please see my entry at
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18213&thread=18916
I thank you. Can you smell wee?
Very James Herbert
Rhogart Posted Sep 25, 1999
I know this is WAy behind time, but...
If you're going to turn into a Spice Girl, Loch...
Turn into all of them. With at LEAST a full-sized sedan. And back up again, to make sure you got them.
radioactive yeast?
Rhogart Posted Sep 25, 1999
I know! you could bake bread with it, and have a loaf that toasts itself!
Very James Herbert
Lochangel Posted Sep 25, 1999
hmmm that is a thought - any way I would rather be a member of B*witched actually 
Very James Herbert
Lochangel Posted Sep 25, 1999
one of the ones who only does the harmonies obviously
No I want to be a member of 911
Very James Herbert
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 25, 1999
How come there are five people in Five, and seven in S Club 7, but only three in 911? Where did the other nine hundred and eight get to?
Very James Herbert
Lochangel Posted Sep 25, 1999
I think that is a question for "Ask h2g2" - don't you?
Hold your horses...
Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Sep 27, 1999
I think my input could be of benefit here. 911 refers to the number of singers they went through before finally getting hold of Lee, who they found in a shopping mall. Everyone fancied him so they reckoned he'd help sell lots of records to moist young girls.
And Angel my dear, you'd be especially suited to B*witched - they are all very ickle, just like your good self. Not one of them larger than a leprechaun.
Speaking of which
Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Sep 28, 1999
911 aren't exactly giants among men, either. They could team up with B*Witched and do a sort of Mini Pops version of S Club 7. That would be compelling viewing.......
Speaking of which
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Yyyyyyyyyyesssssssssssssss.....
Speaking of which
Vestboy Posted Sep 28, 1999
Did you knkow that 911 was an anagram of 191? And that's only one number away from directory enquiries in the UK.
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