h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Seeing as I'm sat at home waiting for the police (see my journal), I found time to do the New Year update. It saw Andy G move up the table (again!), and an impressive minus 7 points for Anton Ferdinand.

Weekly tops came courtesy of Bubba-fretts and, more surprisingly, Trin. Both scored 18 points.

Transfers this weekend. Be prepared to lose players!

B

Darn Wenger dropping my boy for their only clean sheet of the festive period.

*faints*

*thud*

Should the fact that Van Persie has now scored well over twice as many points as the rest of my team put together be troubling me at all, d'you think?

Or is my grasp of maths more of a concern?

He's scored more than the rest of them put together and then some - that's what I meant. Oh yes

I'm sending for Carol Voderman right away TT.

At £0.5m, I'd say she is about all you can afford.

B

I doubt that you seen her wages.

That wouldn't pay for the implants !