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AK - fancy that! Posted Jan 16, 2004
*loosk up from where he's donig pushups pullups situps running and more at the same time, akwardly, and realizes how stupd he looks*
*gets up*
*gets a 
*
*pours it on Wonko's head*
*pouts*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jan 18, 2004
I quote the book 'Soul Music'.
'at this time of night a glass is usually thrown. This is in fact what now happened'
*picks up 
mug and throws it at wonko for being annoying*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jan 19, 2004
It was empty you twit. Do live in the same world as the rest of us. Or are you some devilish creation from the depths of hell and Shaitan's imagination.
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cinnamon_spider Posted Jan 19, 2004
That's me!
*sips some 
*
I love Soul Music...
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Jan 19, 2004
I prefer Heavy Metal. *Discreetly puts a few 
glasses in his rucksack.*
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Midnight of Sevenshades (Z.Z) Posted Mar 31, 2004
*Fades into existence from the ether in a sparkly blue mist and takes seat in suitably dark corner, produces pack of cards and begins to build pyramid*
Hmmm...very nice little space here I see, all the mod cons. Think I might bide time a while and keep watch on the locals.
*Continues building card pyramid*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 31, 2004
a card pyramid?
does it have traps and hyrogliphics?
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Midnight of Sevenshades (Z.Z) Posted Apr 1, 2004
I am a sorceress, the properties of this card pyramid are far in advance of mere hyroglyphs and traps 
The cards I use are the Pentalich Tarot, also known as the Deck of Five Deaths meaning an individual who attempts to destroy the structure will meet one of five very unpleasant fates should they not have the correct wards to dispell the curse of the cards.
My specialities include death by disintegration, poisoning and implosion (very messy that one) oh I also do a nice line in magical wards, lock picks, traps and divination....I can find anything anywhere - except the ever elusive shrubbery. Cross my palm with silver and I'll gladly tell your fortune - I also accept all major credit cards and hi tech goods. 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 1, 2004
so....
your telling me there are no hyrogliphics...
how disapointing
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Wøñkø Posted Apr 1, 2004
ok, thats nice, but we're just thieves... don't kill... very often.
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Midnight of Sevenshades (Z.Z) Posted Apr 2, 2004
No, no hieroglyphics, but there are many, many other glyphs, wards and runes upon them that are equally interesting. *Smiles* As for me, I rarely kill - my preference is handing more unpleasant fates like causing those who cross me to wear a frilly pink tutu for the rest of their days or sending them to the Bog of Eternal Stench. Fates worse than death by my estimation...
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Midnight of Sevenshades (Z.Z) Posted Apr 2, 2004
*Conjures giant chocolate gateaux and invites everyone to help themselves to it*
Before anyone asks it contains no poisons, razor blades, broken glass or fart powder. Just the best chocolate money could buy - if I hadn't *Ahem* 'found' it first. 
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Midnight of Sevenshades (Z.Z) Posted Apr 5, 2004
The cake yes, but not the ingredients 
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AK - fancy that! Posted Apr 5, 2004
oaky then.
you eat some first.
skip that.
you eat yours, I'll my own chocolate: *conuures up a massive chocolate bar that's very thin and cold(I can't say that I like your sbecause I have no idea what kind of chocolatre that was)
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Midnight of Sevenshades (Z.Z) Posted Apr 6, 2004
*Gladly takes slice of the cake and sits there munching it...*
See, perfectly safe...
Y'know, I only poison enemies, something tells me I haven't made any here as yet - not that I'm looking to of course. 
As for the type of chocolate I used it's a top secret brand made from the finest southern american cocoa beans and double cream with just the merest hint of chocolate liquor added.
Anything I can acquire for y' at all? Free of charge of course, seen as y' bid me such a kind welcome.
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- 404: Wøñkø (Jan 18, 2004)
- 405: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jan 19, 2004)
- 406: cinnamon_spider (Jan 19, 2004)
- 407: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Jan 19, 2004)
- 408: cinnamon_spider (Jan 21, 2004)
- 409: Midnight of Sevenshades (Z.Z) (Mar 31, 2004)
- 410: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 31, 2004)
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