h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*brings in 2 potatos and a sack of Aztec gold and a pigeon*

'ere you go!

Put it by the Iraqi oil-over there.*points*

*puts it there*

small canister of napalm in the corner over here I see, can I have it?

Knock yourself out.

(or blow yourself up)

I don't suppose you need it for a good reason do you?

lets just put it this way: you didn't see me take it and know nothing of it.

*wanders past the sign saying no stealing of guild property*


napalm

*steals the sign saying no stealing guild property and brings it into the loot room.*loot! here ye go!

oh you want napalm...*pours it down WIRO's throat*

tasty

*breaths very dangerous breath out*

you know its very dangerous on the inside too

no worries ... napalm is womderful ... far better that alcohol

oh. ok. phooey

oh. ok. phooey

*creeps in holding a black briefcase that says TOP SECRET in big silver letters on onne side*

*goes over to a wall and presses a brick*

*panel in the wall opens with a brightly lit room on the other side*

*voice comes through: "it's about time you got here..."*

*hands the briefcase through, grumbles, and tiptoes away inconspicously*

*peers suspicously through the closing brick doorway*


what the H*LL??????

*walks out quickly pushing past AK and switching a note in AK's pocket with a note of his own like they did in Ocean's Eleven*

*it says, "Don't ask..."*

*wanders in and puts a few large gems in a pile*

*presses a different brick ,and a door opens up leading to a harmless window in somebody's house.*

*Throws 3 through the window...*


I've seen a 674 pound pumpkin!

isent that rather cruel...

what an odd room...