h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There is always one seagull that flies by itself.
It will take you to her.

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Over the weekend, visiting friends and I:

1. Gave out notes saying 'Everyone is great' and 'Have a nice day' to a bored-looking bbq chef and a bored-looking sign-man.

2. Sent a postcard to the most solitary lighthouse in the world.

Inspired by Danny Wallace's 'Join Me' Collective (http://www.join-me.co.uk/).

Or should that read http://www.join-me.co.uk?

Doubious nappies??? That's got to be a "brit" saying. We call them dirty diapers in the U.S. And yes that would most definitely be a "good deed"!

I volunteered to do work I've never done before, plus do work for three this morning, so that my colleagues could go to protest at a demonstration.

What's the demonstration about?

Over-staffing ?

Planned reformations of the health system - will not only get incredibly expensive for the patients, but will cost thousands of jobs in the health sector.

Fair enough then!

Thanmks, we do need it.

A vacancy came up in my company which was all but spoken for. I phoned a colleague who was looking for work and put in a word for him with the company and today he got the job

You know, you could have changed the date

We haven't been very good lately, have we?

Never mind, well done to support your colleague.

Oh, I've been very good: I allowed my son to take the car today to go to school. He doesn't know the way back, and he'll have to drive during rush hour, so I'm trying to stay right now.

I started tutoring my little sister in Earth Science. Free of charge.

Good for you. However, there comes a point when one has to start charging for these things Leo. One cannot live without money these days.

Well actually, I petitioned her parents for money, but for some reason they wouldn't pay. Said something about charging me rent...

Hello!
Where would you like me to put my bag of trolls?