h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And I supose I should make a start on fitting the Sceptre of B'mob Kimota together soon, so that it's ready to give to fate when we get to him. I'm not sure I trust the bit where it says "Yae and he shall recieve it with glee and look upon it with pride that he at last, above all the gods had been favoured thus" I mean, what if he knows what comes next in the prophesy?

then we are in trouble

*carries on climbing*

*Reaches the top and climbs out onto the top of the mountainous thingy, volcanoe, that's the word, yes any way, procedes to survey the suroundings, safe in the knowledge that Skenvoy'd soon be getting his*

*comes up close behind TB*

"and the land shall melt at their coming"

ok, lets get this scepter put together, you never know when we might come across fate.

*pulls from his bag a giant gold sceptre, and procedes to unscrew half of the sphere at the top. Then procedes to attach the disc of Lithium to the solid rod he has, before droping it, lithium side up, into the handle of the sceptre. Now removes the sphere from his bag and attaches the polonium disc to the far end of the inside of the hole bored into it. Now puts the sphere, hole downwards into the hemispherical cup still attached to the handle, and then screws the top on*

Do you think it looks a bit too gaudy? I mean all those rubies, emeraulds and saphires, you don't think they're a bit over the top do you?

*with a shockwave that could make Fat Man and Little Boy wet themselves with shame, the volcanoe erputs. The smoke and soot begins to form a characteristic column in the sky as lava begins to flow fast and hot from the crater. The rocks that the piton had been wedged in between fall and smash to dust on the ground far, far below*

no, but I think they would go better with Feuille's eyes though

*feels the climbing rope come loose*

oh, that's handy, I thought we were going to have to leave that here.

*pulls rope and pitons up to him, and stuffs them in his bag with the sceptre and everything else*

Shall we go on then?

*starts walking towards the location of the god fate*

*walks at a fast pace by his side*

does it meantion Feuille in the prophicies?

*A fissure opens at their feet, venting boiling hot gasses at "I don't think you're happy enough"'s face*

It might mention something about "the girl known as Bob" in the third scroll, but I don't think you should read it, as it might put you off what we're doing, although looking at the way you try to get as much physical contact with Feuille as you can maybe it won't

*quickly produces a cigarette from behind his ear and lights it using the hot gasses and a special compound he developed for just such an occasion*

*steps back* what does it say?

well it mentions her spending a lot of time with the two heroes, I'm not sure I should go into more detail yet

*looks for a way around the fisure*

*The ground around the fissure begins to crack and lava starts gushing out*

*points out a nice clear path around the fissure which coincidentaly leads in the direction of fate and starts walking sown it*

So, do you think fate'll like the sceptre when we give it to him?

I think that prophecy came too true

but forward I shall go

*runs back and then does a running magic aided jump, shrowds himself in the heat resistant cloak and lands on the other side*

*a boulder blown into the air by the initial eruption returns to the ground, right in the path that leads to fate*