h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*centurian reaches down trying to get TB off its leg and it soars up into the sky and plumets down into the mouth of the volcano with a ear splitting cry*

I guess he wanted to kill himself and let me suffer a lingering death... *it starts to rain around Khamsin*

*the gryphon soars up again now without TB holding to it and lands near khamsin*

<teach you to attack my gryphon grr naughty TB very naughty, who is in a possision to bargen now?

*cheers up and it stops raining*

centurian I offer you my life</>

*During the time this has been going on Skenvoy has, once again, changed clothes this time into all black including a leather trench coat (NOT like Neo).*
*Skenvoy steps out into full view well aware that Fate could probably see him anywhere he tried to hide*
FATE... I'M HERE...
*Skenvoy turns full circle looking around, trench coat billowing*
I'M WAITING FOR YOU...
*Another Skenvoy steps forward*
YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE, I'M HERE TO KILL YOU. WHY DO YOU NOT SHOW YOURSELF? IS IT BECAUSE YOU FEEL NO NEED? *And another Skenvoy* OR IS IT *Skenvoy's voice is now almost a whisper, though can still be heard by everyone* because you are afraid? I do not believe in you fate, a long time ago I swore that I would shape MY destiny. And destiny and fate are two different things. I no longer need you Fate. Destiny has replaced you. *Another Skenvoy steps forward (there is only one of me, the others are images* SO COME, FIGHT. Let us see who is stronger.
*Skenvoy lifts up Khasmin using his psychich powers and carries him to where he stands*
I hope you're ready to face Fate...

~Skenvoy

*now next to skenvoy* the legends are true then? we are to fight together...

*gryphon looks annoyed at skenvoy and swoops towards one of them talons ready*

*One of the Skenvoy's turns to Khasmin, the others are still looking around*
Didn't anyone tell you? There is no prophecy about this - Fate cannot know of his own death. Right now we are writing our own history... and thats the way I prefer it...
*turns to the centurian*
Whatever master you serve I have no quarrel with you and I have no wish to fight you... if you continue in this attack then I will be forced to defend myself



~Skenvoy

*the gryphon swoops low over one of the skenvoys*

You know I still owe the centurian my life right?

*the Skenvoy dives to the ground and dissapears*
*all of the Skenvoy's start setting up trip wires a few meters off the ground using Skenvoy's rope *

~Skenvoy

*the gryphon hits the rope and gets tangled in it*

*watches the lava flow under the rope*
hmmmm... that wasn't strong rope... uh oh...
*watches the rope fray and break sending the centurian into the lava*
*realises this could count as killing without a contract, if he dies*
Not my fault; act of god (fate to be precise )

~Skenvoy

*a massive four meter tall siloette appears from the exploding mountain. It wears a spired helm, spiky black armor, and carries a bladed mace that is one and half meters long. Behind it billows a dark cloak. Behind the eye slit is a darkness as deep as death itself.*

You have come to meet me? You know what Fate has in store for all that lives, death.

*Upon utering the word death the mountain explodes in activity. Lava geysers from a multitude of vents in the mountain side. Steam, ash, and fog obscure the veiw as fire and brimstone rains down from on high. The column cloud above the burning mountain gets bigger, and blots out the sun. In the eirie, fiery twilight, Fate waits to discover the machinations of man*

If that is the fate of all men, then it shall be your fate too

*draws the blade of aria, it glows a faint blue*

*stands poised waiting cloak blowing in the wind*

*Skenvoy smiles*
You're good... but I'm better...
well, I was prepared for this...
*Skenvoy reaches into his bag to remove 3 of the last 4 cuddly toys, tied together with string as a bolas (if you don't know what that is ask) in one hand and takes his quaterstaff in the other*
Today we fight.


~Skenvoy

*Fate raises his unburdened hand. A lava geyser erupts between Skenvoy and Khamsin*

If fate were to die, then all would die, as a tribute to the inescapable fact that all life ends in death!

*dives away from the geyser and comes back upto to his feet*

I fear not my Fate

*Is thrown from the exploding mountain, screaming as he goes...*

You cannot defeat my destineeeeeyyy

*Lands with a dull thud*

Umm I have this,

*pulls out the sceptre*

It's an atomic bomb, if you have a way of leaving here /very/ quickly we could use it against him</>




sounding like Orson Wells at the end of Transformers the Movie