h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Rising up into the clouds are three tall mountains, the largest of the three mountains has a plateau on its top.

A lone figure can be seen climbing up the lower slopes of the mountain.

*looks at figure with binoculars*

~Skenvoy

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*it starts to snow... blizard like snow lieing looks on the ground*

thanks for that...
the quest starts here...
there will be no arguments

*Skenvoy walks up*
I'm here and ready, I just need to check my equipment, I get the feeling that if I just levitated to the top I'd find that my psychic powers fall apart halfway up, leaving me to fall apart/fall to the ground
Ok then:
rope, check
grappling hook, check
warm clothing, check
food, check
drink, check
a cuddly toy, check
a few of Antheas cakes, check
quaterstaff with poisoned spikes, check
a mystery item (with wrapping paper round it!), check
a marmot, check
an inflatable chair, check
god killing equipment... nope, no room for that... I guess I'll just have to leave it here
*shrugs*
*the god killing equipment disspaears into a void somewhere*

~Skenvoy

now remember the mountins are trecherous,
and i am libel to picking on peeople from time to time...

no animal help
so no marmot and no monsters
you may start when your ready

but... but... but... the marmot... what's he ever done to you?
*takes the marmot out of the bag*
*realises he can now fit the god killing equipment into his bag, looks around, realises that he put it in a void for a reason, instead puts a few other items in instead e.g. mobile phone, poisons, dismantled sniper rifle*

~Skenvoy

*Skenvoy starts to climb*


~Skenvoy

well...
just for the look of things
*it starts to snow*

*wanders in, takes a look at the area and gets out his mobile phone, calling someone*

Hey Dan? I was wondering if you could send one of your nice F-117A's down here, I think a nuclear payload'd be best, yeah, the co-ords for the airstrike are...

*give dan co-ordinates of the top of the mountain*

yeah that's all, thanks

*Skenvoy climbs back down the mountain v quickly*
Anthea, I've just realised you haven't given me a contract to kill the god, can I have on please?


~Skenvoy

<*points to unimagenably huge gates that are incredably strong and can not possably be destroyed...*>

*hands sken a copy of the contract*

*calls off airstrike*

Packs bag with "funny looking legal contract, several 'special' packs of cards, climbing equipment, food, drink, book to read on the journey, and miscelanious ordinary looking items, including a couple of lighters, several pens, a comb and some bog roll oh and takes a masive packet of tobacco and pleanty of cigarette papers.