h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*from behind the gate*

I said we've already gat wun!

and as I said, its not in accordance with the prophecy...
nasty hole there behind you... wouldn't want to fall would we?

~Skenvoy

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*the centurian draws a sword infront of khamsin*
your going no were Assassin!

*through the gates which were unlocked anyway and so would have opend easaly there is a rocky outcrop that would have lead to an easy path had it not been for the rockslideds*

Are you sure I can't tempt you with this ? *offers him some again*

*launches a cow at Skenvoy*

*runs over to where the easy path is suposed to be and has a look to see what it's like*

*starts walking up the path*
*clears a path through the rockslides using his psychci powers then puts the slide back in place once he's gone through*

~Skenvoy

*more rocks slide infront of sken attached to a note*
'its not going to be that blinking easy psychic boy'

wanna bet?
*uses his psychci powers to keep the rocks sliding off the path then keeps walking, in accordance with the prohpecy *

~Skenvoy

*waits for the cow to land on skenvoy*

hmm, I'm gonna need to clear these rocks away

*takes out a lighter and a pen. Opens up the bottom of the lighter. Fiddles with the pen and puts the lid on the blunt end, and then attaches the pen to the open base of the lighter. Procedes to put the pen/lighter device under neath a couple of rocks in the rockfall and backs away to a safe distance*

*there is a loud bang and a cloud of dust. when the cloud disperses the rock fall has gone*

*procedes on his way*

*watches the cow dissapear*
Anthea did say no animal help....
*walks up the path clearing the rock slide away as he goes, and quickly climbing over it where he can't clear it*

~Skenvoy

*moves quickly and trips the Centurian but moves like a shadow sothen he won't notice*

Sorry why did you fall, /mighty/ soldier

*centurian spins around*
I dont think you get how we play this Game Assassin
Take some gold and go your way
but not towards fate the master fate wont like that no not at all!

*gets to the top of the path*

~Skenvoy

Can you tell me which way to go to get to fate so then I don't go there by accident? *looks like he is telling the truth*

*at the top of the path there is a sheer wall of rock*

*centurian laughs and swings its sword towards khamisin*
I am wiser than i look Assassin

*Skenvoy climbs up the 1 ft tall sbeer wall of rock*
<not my fault if you don't say the height
*Skenvoy turns around to see an 100000ft tall sheer wall of rock*
ah....

~Skenvoy

*starts gaining on Skenvoy, as fortold in the /other/ prophesy*

*Doesn't even bother arming himself just grabs the centurians sword arm and twists it hard*

*there is a cave in the rock face although there is a clump of weeds growing over the enterence so it is hiden from view there s also a valy cuting in at one side, it would be possable to climb it if you were feeling adventurous*

*catches up with skenvoy at the sheer rock face*

hah, how are you going to get over that?