A Conversation for The Village de la Vavoom's Second Annual Harvest Festival 2003
The Vegetable & Fruit Competition
Titania (gone for lunch) Started conversation Sep 8, 2003
*there are several stalls placed in a half circle here, with plenty of space to display the very best samples of this year's harvest*
*the only thing that remains is for someone to host the competition*
The Vegetable & Fruit Competition
Garius Lupus Posted Sep 9, 2003
*Enters the tent and sees that it is empty*
Oh, too bad. I would have really liked to have shown off my magnificent gourd.
*Puts a gourd on one of the stands.*
See! It's shaped just like a flamingo! An orange and slightly warty flamingo, but a flamingo all the same. I added the legs myself, of course, but it looks just like a flamingo even without them. And without the eyes I painted on, too.
Gee, it really is too bad no one is here. I was hoping to see the lady with the big mellons.
The Vegetable & Fruit Competition
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 9, 2003
*little old lady approaches the stall*
Now, what is this, young man? *adjusts her specs, peering near-sightedly*
Very nice, very nice - but you had better watch your language young man!
*stern look aimed at GL over the rim of the specs*
The Vegetable & Fruit Competition
Hati Posted Sep 10, 2003
Oops! I thought it's fruits and vegetables... Seems more like pets or something. 
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Sep 11, 2003
*wheels in a trolley containing a very large marrow*
84.2cm long, 27kg and an IQ of 142 
Where shall I put it?
The Vegetable & Fruit Competition
Garius Lupus Posted Sep 11, 2003
No, no, Hati! Don't be fooled. This flamingo is really just a gourd. I grew it myself and I'm entering it here in the "fruit/vegetable-that-resembles-something-else" category. Looks like I'm the only entrant so far. Although, there was rumour of a woman who had grown a pair of enourmous mellons, but that would probably be in a different category altogether.
The Vegetable & Fruit Competition
Hati Posted Sep 11, 2003
Oh, great! 
That woman wasn't me. I grow only 
and they never grow big enough to enter any contest. 
I eat them!
The Vegetable & Fruit Competition
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 15, 2003
*passing by, notes that no one has yet volunteered to host the competition*
*what a pity, since he/she will be missing an apple yoghurt ice cream with cinnamon cookies and baked apples - from The One And Only Hati's Ice-Cream Stall <./>T315153&latest=1</.>*
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Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} Posted Sep 26, 2003
*Deus comes in wearing a pair of farmer's overalls*
Hello there, y'all! I hereby vollyteer to host this here compytition! Let the judging begin, ya hear?
Deus
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 26, 2003
Great, great! Thank you Deus!
*
s off to tell people that now is the time to bring their contributions*
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The Vegetable & Fruit Competition
- 1: Titania (gone for lunch) (Sep 8, 2003)
- 2: Garius Lupus (Sep 9, 2003)
- 3: Titania (gone for lunch) (Sep 9, 2003)
- 4: Hati (Sep 10, 2003)
- 5: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Sep 11, 2003)
- 6: Garius Lupus (Sep 11, 2003)
- 7: Hati (Sep 11, 2003)
- 8: Titania (gone for lunch) (Sep 15, 2003)
- 9: Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} (Sep 26, 2003)
- 10: Titania (gone for lunch) (Sep 26, 2003)
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