h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

then feel free to make something happen

* Shwoo watches Rohwli doing really well and puts the other blindfold on *

* Shwoo focuses. The droid starts firing towards him. He tilts his head and drops his left shoulder to allow the first two blasts to pass harmlessly by him. The droid then fires three blasts in quick succsesion at his torso. Shwoo brings up his sabre to deflect these. His back leg extending out for leverage. *

Keep going. You're doing well.

*the droid turns on Rowhi', firing five shots. Two at his shoulders, one at each, two at Rowhi's stomach, and one square between Rowhi's eyes*

*raising his lightsabre, Rowhi deflects the two aimed at his stomach towards a tree on his direct right. One hits a branch which was hanging two meters in the air right in front of him. Rowhi then brings the lightsabre up horisontally, blocking both shots aimed at his shoulders at once. The final shot aimed between his eyes is blocked by the branch falling to the ground*

WEll done

Now let's move on a stage. Remain blindfolded.

*releses hovering robots*

There are robots around you. They make no noise. They will not attack.
Try to hit them with your lightsabre...

< Stop talking about the darkside, you'll get me in trouble! Again! >

* Shwoo turn slowly trying to sense the droids. *

< What are they armed with? >

* Shwoo starts to tune on to the droids movements...two attack simultaniously one from the front and the other just off center behind him. Shwoo ducks, weaves, and straightens up. Then uses the force to manipulate the two droids into a collision with one another. He raises his sabre up and swivels around, blade outstretched, cleathing both in two. *

* Shwoo steps forward and pierce his sabre directly through another droid. He retracts it and pauses just long enough to allow a fourth droid to get within striking distance to his left. Pivoting on the foot closest Shwoo raises his sabre and brings it down verticaly as he turns. The droid joins the others, broken on the ground. *

< How many of these things are there? >

WEll done



I feel you may be near the time to become a real jedi... I think you are almost ready for the test. How do you feel about this?

* Shwoo bows his head. *

I feel honoured that think I'm ready Master.

< Obviously there should have been a 'you' inserted in me last post. Sorry. Besides, bugger off all you interlopers. Get back to your Machiavellian scheming! >

Master you said "almost" ready?

< *bumps Schwoo up to Jedi* >

< I'll strike my last comment from the record. >