h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sees Shwoo is puzzled*

My other half, Lynch, is a scitzo.

Now now, your other personality probably just feels a bit fustrated...

*Shwoo smiles, trying to pretend this is a perfectly normal occurance that's happened to him plenty of times before and he's really cosmopolitan enough to take it in his stride. All of which isn't true, but if you try and convince yourself hard enough... *

Master, may we continue.

Indeed.

*re-activates the animated and unanimated droids*

You may resume.

*Shwoo begins to deconstrust some of the animated droids with increasing confidence and deftness , he starts to feel the lightsabre, not as seperate to, but as an extension of himself.*

Master may I ask a question?

You are doing well, Shwoo..

Indeed, you may ask a question.

*steps back from the piles of fizzing metal and retracts his weapon*

Master, when did you know that being a Jedi was your destiny?

*Shwoo looks down slightly embaressed*

I didn't mean to be in intrusive or impertinant.

Indeed, that is a fine question.
As a child I was particularly gifted with the force, performing feats that some jedi knights even then could not master. A knight in my local area spotted this talent in me, long before I knew how to use it properly. It was with his guidance that I learned the way of the jedi and realised that it was the truest path and the one that fate had chosen for me. It took me a while to realise this, and certainly I did not always agree with my master in jedi training, but as you progress and learn the way of the jedi you too will understand it's importance.
I hope my answer is satisfactory to you. I sense there is more you wish to know.

**

No Master I'm sorry. It's just all happening quickly. And sometimes... well I doubt myself. I've always been special, but I've never left my home until now, sometimes I wonder if I'm good enough.

*Shwoo reacivates his sabre and moves to the next droid*

With my training, you will be better than good enough....

**

Continue.

Thank you Master

*Shwoo creates a symetrical X through the droid moving in front of him.*

Master what's happening? Why do I sense danger?

<"cause the crazy man and his wife have been my young padawan">

**

*Rowhi' strikes at a droid, making a straight line down the center of it*

Well done! You're getting better. I think I'll try you on an animated droid too...

*activates another animated droid*

* Shwoo starts to practise drawing his sabre without using his hands, surprisingly not to badly *

Master how do you combine your knowledge of the force with your abilities as a warrior?

That will be the third and final part of your training with me.

You still need to prove that you can move that log to be able to get to that stage

* Shwoo compares the size of the log to his sabre *