h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, you're definitely ready to move on to the next stage, which is using the foce in combat...

Shall we commence?

Of course Master. What are your instructions?

*re-activates a moving droid*
*this droid appears to be moving unpredictably*

Clear you mind and feel receptive to the force.

If you think I am ready, Master.

*The droid charges forward towards Shwoo. Without hesitation he raises his hand and uses the force to guide the droid to his left. As this happens he side-steps to the right, bringing his blade diagonaly upward as he goes. The droids left arm falls to the ground. With his blade already in the air Shwoo spins round and severs the droids head from its mechanical shoulders.*

*Shwoo looks towards his Master, all his weight on the back foot, blade still raised in the air.*

Master?

Very good.

Rowhi, I feel you will learn combat better with the force in mind. *activates another droid* Here, you try. Follow your instinct.

*Shwoo relaxes*

Yes Master.

*turns towards the new droid, raising his lightsabre*

*jumps over to the droid, landing about a meter away from it. Rowhi brings his lightsabre down on the left shoulder of the droid*

Good, good!
Now, the both of you, one more time...
*activates 4 droids*

*Shwoo breethes deeply, then watches the first two droids scissor in front of him. Shwoo uses the force to push back the lead droid. The rear droid colides with the first and briefly both stand side by side. Shwoo steps forward and with one wide continous act cuts both in half.*

*He deactivates his weapon and takes a couple of steps back to avoid the others*

*Rowhi' turns to face the two droids, one right in front of him and the other flanking him on the left. He waits just until the one on his left reaches him, then jumps very high, letting the droid pass under him. Upon landing Rowhi' runs at the second droid, spinning around with his sabre cutting the droid at the waist*

*Turning around, Rowhi' sees the second droid just behind him and ducks, the droids fist just missing, then brings up his light sabre, cutting off the droids hand. Rowhi' rolls back, coming to a standing position as he does so*

*When he stands, he brings his light sabre up to stike at the droid. The droid runs at Rowhi. Just before the droid hits him, Rowhi brings his light sabre down on the droid, splitting it in two*

*Rowhi deactivates his light sabre*

Impressive, the both of you...

The force will be very helpful in defense, you should find.

Focus your mind... I just want you to deflect the beam.

*activates a droid with a gun*

Don't worry, it's set to stun, not to kill

*Shwoo reactivates his lightsabre*

Master do you wish us only to defend?

Yes. Defense only.

*Shwoo turn from Master Wormarg and reactivates his weapon.*

Defence only then Master.

*Rowhi' reactivates his lightsabre*

*bows*

Commence

*The droid begins to fire. Shwoo ducks and the first blast shoots over his head. The second two blasts are directed towards his sternum, he brings his sabre up and meets both. the droid then fires four times in quick succesion. Shwoo raises his sabre up futher to meet the first directed at his head, quickly twists the handle down for the one aimed to his groin, then steps back and twists his torso as the last two blasts travel past his ribs.*

*The droid stops firing at Shwoo*

"Guys were have you all gone. Was something I said?"