h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Hands off my Jedi!!!

*activates lightsabre*

I wasn't tempted, honest, I was only taking...

(later on tell me more about the clownes Mr Dark )

... shall we get back to kicking the sh!t out of droids, Master.

I expect better from you. I am unsure if it is wise to recommence your training.
Such a shame. You were soooo close too.

*looks at gound and sniffles *

*The droid turns on Rowhi, raising the gun. It shoots four sucsessive shots at Rowhi'. One at his left upper leg, two at his torso, and one at his right shoulder. Rowhi' throws his right should back, moving the rest of his body with it. Bringing his lightsaber up, flicking it on as he does, he deflects the two shots at his torso with one movement. Following through with the force from bending backwards, Rowhi' does a backflip, with the final shot passing under him during the flip. Rowhi' lands, upon so springing into a nearby tree.*

Well, Shwoo, you have a choice, don't you? I can't make it for you, but as long as there is doubt in your mind I wil not train you.

Rowhi, excellent work!

< posts 119 to 207 were ooc. Clownes good that are won't be enough to 'turn' me>

*the droid shots two shots into the tree, Rowhi' ducking to miss the first one, the second one hitting the branch he is crouching on. As the branch starts to fall, Rowhi' jumps up grabbing a branch, using it to swing towards the droid. The droid shots a further three shots at Rowhi', which create a spread across his chest. Bringing his lightsabre up on his right, Rowhi' deflects all three shots which hit a tree to his left. Rowhi' then quickly jumps off the ground towards the droid, flipping over it and reaching down with his left hand, searches for a switch. Not finding one, Rowhi' follows through with the flip, landing in a foward roll, spinning around to face the droid while he stands up*

*the droid stops shooting at Rowhi'*

You're getting very good at this Rowhi...

Now do it with a blindfold...

* Shwoo picks up one of the blindfolds and places it over Rowhis head. *

Thanks, Shwoo.

What is it you want me to, Master?

*reactivates droid*

I remind you, the gun is set to stun, and you will not be harmed, you will just feel a jolt if one hits you.

Use the force to estimate where to swing your lightsabre. Empty your mind, just like when you moved the tree.

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