h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*makes the holy symbol*

Pink be with you, brother.

"Pink is my favourite colour"

*wonders into the silent temple*

*makes the symbol of the holy pink elephant, and places an offer of peanuts at its feet*

Long has this temple been silent.

*peanuts*

ahh, yes, but we all keep the temple in our hearts.





*makes sacred sign of pink elephant*

*sits solemnly*

I feel we need a hymn, or a mantra, to keep the elephant within us at all times...

I feel bloated, think I must have the elephant within!

Huzzah! A blessing, a blessing from the Lord!

Oh elephant, your divine ways are indeed wonderous!

And you're wonderous ways are indeed divine oh elephant one whose trunk is like a great big sausage!

Is making the sacred sign the same sign as a sacred pink elephant asking for a sacred currant bun?

Hast though laughed in the face of the elephant?
I hope it was the joyous laughter of having realised the ultimate truth of Nellie-Consciousness!

*makes the sign of the sacred elephant*
Pink be with you, brother

It was laughter of joy!!


I would never mock the sacred Pink Elephant




*makes sacred sign*