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yeah

*runs through and into the brig up the ladder*

*wonko enters witha bag o his shoulder*

*he takes some gold paint out and starts painting something on the floor*

*walks in and looks around*

~Skenvoy

*it's dark*

~Skenvoy

*waits for others to arrive*

~Skenvoy

*arrives with a large bag*

Ok I'm here

*arives*
what game are you playing?

could I ask you to leave the bag in the corner... if you refuse then I will accept

~Skenvoy

*walks over to the door and closes it*
*closes his eyes and starts to use his psychich power to strenghten the defenses of the bunker*

~Skenvoy

*waits outside*

*opens the door and looks around for AK*
oh there you are, come in... you want to know what I'm doing so watch. I swear to you I am not going to kill any assassins

~Skenvoy

*places the bag into the corner*

*walks back towards Sken*

Right done...

*switches on a video camera*
You all wish to know what I am doing? Then I will tell you. I am here to protect the guild, that is what Department X was set up for, by Anthea. Well the truth is I'm not sure what I'm fighting here, everyone seems to be against me. Most of you are loyal to our leader, something I respect. Some of you, however, are not.
*smiles slightly and turns to Anthea*
You might not have noticed but I have strengthened the bunkers security, the contact to the outside is weaker now... you can't send out warnings. Last time I fought you, you nearly won as I was distracted, this time that can't happen... I wonder if you've ever heard of an exorcism...

~Skenvoy

*throws a small black box on the floor outside the bunker as he enters*
*it disentegrates immediately*
*the room gets just a faint bit dimmer*
*a low hum is heard*

Exorcisum...

*turns to the others*
I think skens gone mad...
dont let him do the ceramony...

*goes offline*