h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh yus!I can play dead or stupid any timethen they go oh dear and take last breath

well perhaps they will catch on eventually...


note to self, never believe someone's dead till your very very sure

that's a after thoughtI could play dead stupid

I thought you already were

your learning about me

I know too much, and it's all useless

I'm sure we could perform a simple lobotomy if you feel it is required

erm, no thanks

such a shame...
*hides scalpel*

So, any ideas for new weapons? This is the lab after all...

one on the drawing board, is a scarfwith radio activated wire running through it, that coils up when triggered - chokeand croak

Mwah ha ha ha ha

one sort of copied from Bond filmsexploding chewing gumleaves no sticky patch on the groundand a taste to die for

It would be much more fun if the gum excploded while they were chewing it. So you don't have to put up with the wet slurping noise people make.

that's what it does, saliva activates it

I'll have to get some

special orders taken


I'll see you later flower

Flower?

see you

flower! A Yorkshire dialect term of endearment ie:- love, dear etc

in scotland we say hen