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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 19, 2004
*dribbles wax onto parchment and seals*
Oh and Ill use ink here...
Right...give me a minute to set up, and Ill give some background to Nick, what she does, where she goes etc at the start so you can take it whereever you want. I dont mind where it goes but no one word posts 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 19, 2004
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F130914?thread=486523&post=5847706#p5847706
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Sep 20, 2004
Wait, let me see. Since I was the first person to declare in interest, does that mean that I'm in the running for Wonkos "temporary" position? 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 20, 2004
well not if you dont carry out assassinations! im guessing that might dampen it slightly
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Sep 20, 2004
I have an in-grown toe-nail. Therefore I can't carry out assassinations.
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Sep 20, 2004
That can be remedied!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 20, 2004
indeed... they could remove the toe 
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Sep 22, 2004
A might drastic!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 22, 2004
are you contredicting me Geddon?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Sep 23, 2004
Ah, but then I wouldn't be able to carry out missions because of a sore foot.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 23, 2004
plus if its the big toe then you cant walk.
Why exactly are people arguing about toes and not killing Nick? THe kitten igloo will be taken away!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Sep 23, 2004
Yes, it is the big toe.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 23, 2004
well as my leg has proven you can just scoop the bit of toe out and still leave it intact.
*starts gathering up items of payment*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Sep 23, 2004
So it's agreed. I keep scrounging off the assassins while not doing anything. The system works.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 23, 2004
well at this rate the assassins will go bust! spesh as we're supporting so many live-ins!
*removes kitten igloo and goes and sits on a high shelf*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Sep 23, 2004
Well technicly I don't live here. I live at the MotMV HQ.
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Sep 23, 2004
I wouldn't even consider contradicting you, Anthea, I was offering a considered alternative view.
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Sep 26, 2004
hi guys! remember me????? I'm now back *at uni* Is the cat I gave Dr Anthea OK, oh and just to remind you, there was talk of my getting some kind of reward for giving her that tee hee!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 26, 2004
yes there may have been...
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- 3201: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 19, 2004)
- 3202: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 19, 2004)
- 3203: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Sep 20, 2004)
- 3204: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 20, 2004)
- 3205: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Sep 20, 2004)
- 3206: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Sep 20, 2004)
- 3207: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 20, 2004)
- 3208: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Sep 22, 2004)
- 3209: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 22, 2004)
- 3210: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Sep 23, 2004)
- 3211: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 23, 2004)
- 3212: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Sep 23, 2004)
- 3213: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 23, 2004)
- 3214: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Sep 23, 2004)
- 3215: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 23, 2004)
- 3216: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Sep 23, 2004)
- 3217: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Sep 23, 2004)
- 3218: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Sep 26, 2004)
- 3219: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 26, 2004)
- 3220: nada (Sep 26, 2004)
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