h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*enters the office*
Well where is she? I want her before me, half-dead within half an hour!

Fine, since I'm feeling generous I'll give you an extension of 24 hours

*turns and leaves*

*takes the contract out of the file*
nope... i see no clause on a time limit...
our art takes its time...
*reviwes clause on diffeicult customers*

That was strange.

Is there a contract on Mr Bush then?

only if you find someoine willing to pay a lot and diplomatic imunity for the entire guild...

Well he's coming to Ireland in June, and I don't want to break the guilds main rule . . .

well...
he is worth nothing to me alive,
if you find someone willing to pay take it,
if not heres that should be about his value

Am I the only Irish assassin then? Because I'd probably get someone else to do it for me, like I usually do.

you very well might be...
if he came to scotland i would be glad to do the job,
but its irland he is visiting, make sure the visit is his last

Well, I would but . . . . . . I have an ingrown toenail.

In fact, I'm getting it removed in June so I probably wont be able to walk at all.

well.. who will do it then,
*looks worried*

Well, nobody has paid yet.

true enough...
*pus up a sign*
'Donations wanted for good cause'

*smiles*

*Gives the .*

*adds another

Well, it's a very important cause...

Indeed it is

I hope more come to donate...