h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i don't think they have asked you any yet

but if you require assistance in this case...

acid is doing the questioning, and he has asked at least 2 questions.

(from back log)
First question: If someone placed a contract upon the emperor or one of his subordiantes would you complete the contract? If not would you activly seek to prevent its completion?

then he may have to repeat them.


anthea, are you that big purple thing with orange dots?

or


the pair of legs passing underneath?


or


that girl being accosted by that guy and the stray hand, possibly a cousin of Thing?

i personally would go for the Schtye weilding assisin

i am the one with the scythe

there also happens to be one that has "say assisin" under it

yes...
i am in a few
(going off line for a few days... carry own without me )

the rank structure shall keep things ticking over

* tis at the top of the structure*

and i am at the top of mine

all your life

and i have a feeling that that will last longer than some would predict

you are a god are you not?

of the dead, yes.

*stops believing in creachy*

YOU KILLED MEETSHEEP!!!! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?

I would have thought that 'Anthea is gonna kill me for putting this up' would be a more obvious guess. Since I've now seen her I suppose I'll have to ceed that she is quite pretty.

It is so tempting to declare that since the head of the guild is anthea and the inquisition is only answerable to the head inquisitor or the head of the guild I must be in charge and crown myself king.

If I didn't get instantly assasinated I would be in for a great big demotional smackdown once anthea returns

I think creachy would last a while purely on the strength that unless your in character the only ways to kill you are to drive you from h2g2 or to hack the beeb servers


Well you've heard the question twice (once too many), but you only have to answer it once. Lucky you.

I'm not sure what you mean. I'm quite sure that I haven't threatened anyone. I certainly have no intention of doing anything to (help) you.

you cannot pronounce your self king as that yould make you a target of your own inquisition

would I have to give the order to assasinate me?

nah, just the order to queastioned in the torcher chamber and held in the brig when not in the chamber till such time as the guild leader returns and decides what to do.

wait... who's the enemy?


What just happened?