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The Training grounds

Post 781

nada

*feels a bit on the dead side*


The Training grounds

Post 782

Wøñkø

<smiley - nahnah>


The Training grounds

Post 783

nada

Are lamposts alive enough to actually die?


The Training grounds

Post 784

Wøñkø

no, might shatter the glass though...


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Post 785

nada

So technically I should have posted, *feels a bit shattered*?
Odd. Very odd.


The Training grounds

Post 786

James[(2^4-9)*(10-4)=42]



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Post 787

nada

Yes of course, lampost's are brillant...After all, who wouls suspect a lampost?


The Training grounds

Post 788

nada

(even if they add extra aprostrophes and forget 'd's..)


The Training grounds

Post 789

Wiro


The Training grounds

Post 790

James[(2^4-9)*(10-4)=42]


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Post 791

nada

smiley - laugh


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Post 792

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*drops into the training grounds from the roof*
smiley - whistle


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Post 793

nada

*glances up in amazement*
Now that I'm an assassin, am I going to be required to do things like that?!?!


The Training grounds

Post 794

nada

Well, actually I suppose I'm not a real assassin, as I haven't killed anyone yet. Just an assassin in name.smiley - cry


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Post 795

Wiro

*suddenly appearing behind lampost*



you mean you can't already?


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Post 796

nada

*cough*I'm a lampost, I'm lucky if I can move between conversations!smiley - cry


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Post 797

Wiro

the secret to it is to have people not notice you.


you for example could stand on a street unnoticed, make the kill and remain there while everyoen runs round screaming ... not be noticed ... then leave


it is all about patieatnce, and not being noticed ... rather than not being seen.


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Post 798

nada

*nods* That's why I should make a brillant assassin!


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Post 799

Wiro

exactly ... and i have been standing here the whole time ... you jsut didn't see me


*walks off*


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Post 800

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*lands in the deep moat after a moment to a small splash*


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