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Wøñkø Posted Jan 9, 2004
certainly.
*grabs Lemon and s him*
*drags him and hangs him on a tree by the ed hand arms*
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Wiro Posted Jan 9, 2004
*fires shots at the groin area that diliberatly hit milimeters from causing damage*
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 9, 2004
*limps it (like legging it, but with a bullet in my leg, my progress is slowed somewhat)*
Bye!!
*ducks out of sight*
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 9, 2004
*a sound of ricocheting and the bullet ends up in a tree 15 yards away*
OWWWW!!! That hit my false kneecap!
*limps it, even slower now*
*finds exit, and lims through, off to the medics*
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 10, 2004
yeh, I hope you pay for a new one! they cost £150!
*limps it before anywone shoots im again*
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 10, 2004
*strides in (wincing), grasps magical gem found in balthazar's caves and changes his appearance to that of a wrinkled, bald, old mn with a broomstick and a large grin on his face*
Remember rule 1 eh?
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 10, 2004
Discworld book: Thief of Time, it's what WIRO's name is based on, rule 1 is: "nver trust an old, bald skinny guy holding a broom, who is nevertheless grinning, or something like that."
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Wiro Posted Jan 10, 2004
yeah and u ain't a balding monk ... if you were the very same monk then u would have no need to look like lemon as you would be contented tending your bonzai montain
looking like him is not a substitute for being him
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Wiro Posted Jan 10, 2004
lemon teastrainer do not pretned to be Lu-tze, you are not.
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 10, 2004
yes but the gem still makes me an old, bald skinny guy holding a broom, who is nevertheless grinning and therefore not to be trusted...
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