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Post 3061

Nameless Renegade Timelord

*stands upright, covered in blood and clutching an empty sellotape dispenser*

It's done... Oh my... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?


The Assassins guild

Post 3062

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Nooo
smiley - wah
It's Frankenstein all over again.

I never liked that book.


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Post 3063

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

*We aplopgise for the inconvenience, Normal service will be resumed*


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Post 3064

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I like a bloke that sticks to the job being donesmiley - ermsmiley - huh


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Post 3065

Nameless Renegade Timelord

Was that a sellotape gag?


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Post 3066

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

I'll put my own head on!
*Uses a rather disgusting method known as DNA Biotransfusion regeneration to reconnect my head and body*


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Post 3067

Nameless Renegade Timelord

Dammit man! Leave the medicine to the scientists!

Oh. It worked. Okay then.


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Post 3068

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

I am a scientist, thats why it worked!
smiley - biggrin


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Post 3069

Nameless Renegade Timelord

Impossible! Your words make sense!


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Post 3070

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Very little I say makes sense
Neeeeeurk!


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Post 3071

Nameless Renegade Timelord

Ah, science...


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Post 3072

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?


The Assassins guild

Post 3073

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Very little (I say) makes sense

Very little = sense ? there's only an E, the other letters don't match ?

Very little(10 letters in all) = sense(5 letters in all)

smiley - winkeyeand nosmiley - biggrinthere's aren't 5 or 10 letters in "all" only 3


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Post 3074

Nameless Renegade Timelord

That's maths. Don't be fooled into thinking they're the same.


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Post 3075

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

smiley - groan
Of Prof!
smiley - rolleyes


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Post 3076

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

The reason i never took maths

Either that of the fact i would have to work.


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Post 3077

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

I'll do the maths on this one then
smiley - earth+smiley - ufo=smiley - star


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Post 3078

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

maths confuses the intended targetsmiley - winkeyethey try to work out why your killing them


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Post 3079

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

I prefer to use smiley - cake


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Post 3080

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

I don't know if you could kill someone with smiley - cake

Unless you're trying to make them explode.


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