h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I'll fetch my friend Mr H.

Who's Mr H?

Dark secrets...me?

yes you have me quite entreaged

Well, if you have played the game before you are at an advantage...his clan is not in the list and I need to add info on the independant and Sabbat clans to the Front Page...



Not that Prince Tijerius is anything other than loyal Camarilla

Mr Van Helsing?

Ah, I see....

Yes, Mwahhh Hahhh!

He doesn't scare me

Then maybe I do?

no its the charming lady who trys too hard to be polite you should worry about

I'm never worried...*worries*

Oh, but of course, mi'lady *bows*

*bows*

ah don't worry about it

Mais c'est mon plaisir, bonne dame


(But it is my pleasure, good lady)

ooh la la ce ne pas vrai

so come on tell me about yourselves so it dosnt drive me crazy

naturellement c'est vrai. Vous parlez français, celui est brillant


(of course it is true. You speak French, that's brilliant)

What do you mean....tell you about me? What you want to know just ask and I'll answer

To whom do you speak?

well for example i could tell you that i am twenty married and a ceramics student at university hoping to become an art teacher
and i like cats and the colour purple, i am from scotland

to you both