h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*This is the office for the chief negotiator. a cushty job cos the Terranic Army generally shoots first and negotiates later. If there is a later Generally we just keep shooting*

that's an excellent way to do things

exactly, so Zarquon can be the tea boy instead then

as i get nearer to my target my mental rage starts to take over
my muscles tense as the dark side take control of my actions i slip in to the shadow and become more powerful than any mortal being i have invoked the phenom !!!!!
i run through the door shoulder first at a blistering pace i take out the central piller beffor the splinters of the door has even touched the ground then takeing out the main serporting walls i dive out the window just before the roof comes crashing down destroying everything and everyone in it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then i make my escape and am gone farster than i came !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*during all this a shadow stands in the distance. when it is done, the shadow turns and walks off into the darkness. and so it begins*