h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*contains one desk laden with paper and unread files. a name plate hangs precariously on the edge, it says 'Col. Creachy'. the PC is on and is currently loading. it has been loading for several years now but they say the best things come to those who wait.

another desk is by the window on the right. it is neatly layed out with a fancy paperweight holding down the 3 files that adorn the desk. the PC is sparkly white and is currently viewing performance charts for the Terranic Army. the name plate that is in clear view and well polished reads 'Col. Reefgirl'. the only tatty thing is the mug 'The Boss' in big bold letters printed across it.*

Nice work Creachy

*Sit's at PC and starts to rearrange the background to the image of the aliens in Independance Day destroying the White House*

Ahh that's better

*Puts files in In Tray and starts to personalize desk with pictures and things*

Fancy a cuppa Creachy

*wakes up from snoozing with his feet on the desk*

uh? ah, yeah i'd love one

*Hands him a and some *

Nothing changes does it

*sits down and starts playing a game on the PC*

thats just the way i like it

*puts a portable tv on a crate and tunes it into BBC1*

What the heck are you watching the bbc for

it's the only channel i can get a good picture on

*flicks crappy coathanger aerial*

Hmm I'll have to see the supply Sergent and see if we can get digital, I've added Mistress Belinda and Phenom the the front page

we best get into training for this regiment v regiment battle. spook says the base mp's will ref. that's us 2!

*stretches toes*

Better get my red and yellow cards out, I'm not going to volunteer, we'll wait until we get an order

*put's kettle on*

i think we do have an order i will go look for it soon.

can i just point out that there is no link to the Terranic Army on our page

here, use this code for the link:




Join The Zany And Hilarious Terranic Army HERE!!!




if you don't like it, then you don't have to use it

...and our orders are as follows:

"in the regiment vs regiment battles the MPs WILL be the referees and will be in charge of sorting people out. a battlefield guardroom will be set-up so that in regiment v regiment battles MPs can temporarily put people in the guardroom for breaking the rules."

I'll direct people to the Army page but won't they be soldiers anyway, well we'll wander over when the battles get going

It's all done

*sitrs back and awaits the first mortar fire. polishes P-90*

*Takes a leaf out of Creachy's book and starts to clean the Walther she was issued with*

hello sir and ma'am
how are you two today?

A1095121
tell me what changes you want

Everythings ok and I've added you to the Guardroom page in temporary quarters untill we get a base regiment page